Paris Hilton is the picture of decency. No matter what her past has included, Paris no longer wants to be a part of movies where the ladies breasts' smattered across the big screen are not her own. She has standards, people. To prove her rock solid moral fiber, Paris skipped out on her one actual obligation in Cannes. SFGate reports:
Paris Hilton boycotted the Cannes premiere of her new movie after a fight with the producers.
The socialite was furious after discovering "National Lampoon's Pledge This!" filmmakers had added nudity to the movie without checking with her first.
She says, "I'm angry that they edited the final cut without my permission.
"I took the part on the assurance I wouldn't do any nudity. I wanted to do something where I'd be taken seriously, and they added a load of scenes with naked girls.
"I was so angry I snubbed my own premiere."
Way to stand your ground Paris. The only lady parts that should be involved in your various "projects" should be yours, accidentally of course.
The piece goes on to detail Paris' upcoming album, but I'm going to try to pretend that it doesn't and won't ever actually exist. If there is mercy in this world, we will never have to face that monstrosity.
These pictures are from the opening of Jet nightclub a couple of weeks ago. Thankfully the cameras were able to catch the moment when her giant duck feet and ambiguously jointed legs collapsed beneath the weight of her despicable personality.
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So Dame Paris is demanding that her acting be taken seriously . . . in a National Lampoon movie, no less. Our Mischievous Sprite wants to trade her glad rags in for the heavy drape of a noble thespian.
She must of been in a liquid eyeliner induced blackout ala Dawn Davenport if she's doesn't remember starring in the recent remake of Cruel Intentions, co-starring Lindsay Lohan in the role of Freckles Firecrotch and introducing Brandon Davis, the corn-fed greaseball rich boy everybody loves to hate, as himself. Although Dame Hilton's dialog was reduced to aping a hyena in heat, she was able to convey the underlaying viciousness, total lack of character, and general degeneracy of the character. A true 5 Star performance.
Bravo, Dame Hilton, well done. Before you know it you'll be Inside the Actor's Studio telling James Lipton your favorite dirty word. And that's hot.