Paris Hilton will soon bestow on the world yet another piece of written work, to be filled with all the capital musings she forgot to include in 2004's Confessions Of An Heiress. Says her literary agent, Dan Strone, "She is planning to do another book…She is thinking of doing a new book, and I don’t think believe [sic] at this time, it’s contemplated to be a so-called prison diary." (Paris Hilton has a literary agent? I just got a headache!) While the book's topic is still up in the air, you can be sure that Paris won't write it, and also that it will be a bestseller.
What do you think the title of this bible of the careless shall be? My guess: Killing Them Softly: How to Gradually Wear Away at the Fabric of Civilization Without Getting Caught.
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How to be Rich and Famous, Even if You Have No Recognizable Talents.
ummmmmm since when is sluttiness NOT a talent?
Plus that chick can hoover like a pound of coke and not OD, thats pretty freakin' talented if you ask me
She's got talent. The title should be "how to have herpe's and still get your picture taken!" Ack, who ever buys her books should give their money to charity instead.
OK, April. How about "How to Work Your Wonky Eye to its Best Advantage?"
Wonk, how to shiv a bitch and not break a nail. My life behind bars.
Or, Paris, My triumph over scratchy sheets.
hey wonky eye has been completely eradicated! hooray modern medicine!
Boot note the red eyes. I knew she was Satan.
I became a Canadian for a second, I meant, but.
I was like, boot note the red eyes? I forgot, does that mean to meet you at the dock or the warehouse? :)