Could someone check the surf report in Hell?
…[Paris Hilton], 26, tells E! Online about her African ambitions, "I'll be going in November, after I get back from filming my movie. There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help."
"I want to visit more countries where poverty and children's issues are a big concern," she says. "I know there's a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues."
Of course, for much of her life, Paris Hilton has lived just north of plenty of areas of need, where, like Africa, "poverty and children's issues are a big concern." She's ignored them. But never mind that, I suppose, and pay attention to her keeping with the current Hollywood motto: Think promotionally, act in Africa.
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How do we make sure she doesn't try to adopt anyone when she's over there?
Give her the adoption forms - no way can she read legal-speak.
Would it be wrong to ask them to keep her?
Yeah maybe someone there will adopt her instead of the other way around.
It would probably be wrong, yes, but I have to be selfish when it comes to Paris and say we are better off with her anywhere but here.
Maybe when she tries to comeback we can all pretend to not be home. Sorry, America is not at home right now, please try again later. Go wait in, France.
OHHHH YESSS. THANK YOU PARIS. THANK YOU FOR RAISING AWARENESS. Of all the poverty-stricken places on earth, Africa is certainly the least publicized! No one knows there's poverty in Africa! Perhaps you can work to change that! You vapid, money-grubbing, useless excuse for skin on a skeleton.
Sorry. I told y'all I started to hat her after she got the inheritance money. Once earned… my passionate hatred is not easily quelled.
Wait… there's POVERTY?
…In AFRICA??
poverty, aids, effects of colonization, war and now paris? for god's sake, hasn't africa suffered enough?
But she's the gift that truly keeps on giving.
oh god, i'm so glad you're back james boston. don't scare me like that anymore!
i can see her in africa now:
"ewwww…why are these people so black?"
"if they're so hungry why don't they just buy some food?"
"does anybody know where i can get some service on my blackberry? i've gotta text nicole this really cool idea i have for a simple life spin-off!"
"i've been feeding these hungry kids for a half-hour now…when do i get a break? well, then, can i have my assistant do it?"
"why are these people whining so much about being hungry all the time…i wish i was that skinny!"
"what do you mean you can't score any jim beam and oxycontin? fuck! we gotta fly back to L.A., like now! they're right about this place; it is a fucking hell-hole!"
Now I have that song in my head. MAke it stop, I something, something, the rains down in, Africa.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Cherry Coke Zero is all over my monitor now. Thanks, JAmes.
yeah imagine her surprise when she doesn't get a Simple Life paycheck for this
Maybe she'll try and buy herself a lion? Go play with the kitty, Paris.
"Go play with the kitty, Paris."
too easy.
I say it's a good plan, I just hope the lion doesn't catch anything.
I wonder if she'll go to Darfur and help stop the genocide? Nah, she could just come out to DC and hang out outside the embassy waving her "Honk For Darfur" sign and cheerleading through a megaphone. http://youtube.com/watch?v=4vSsJ-cteCQ
Now if she's really serious, she might actually get together with some lawmakers and try to make some demands on the Sudanese government, and get arrested, again, in the process…well at least it would be for a good cause this time.http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/28/darfur.protest/index.html
She isn't going there to help she is going to buy a child like Madge did. That is what the stars do in Africa.
Unless you are Oprah. Oprah don't play that.
I am too terrified to click the link bedbugs. Paralyzed with fear.
Well, even more terrifying is that it is during morning rush hour traffic and I keep expecting her to start yelling "GIVE ME A D" "COME ON SHOW YOUR SPIRIT ALONG WITH THAT LOVE!"
hopefully she'll catch a flesh-eating disease while she's there.
she already has one it just start eating her private parts first.