Australian for Idiot vs Idiot

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Tyler Atkins, new boyfriend of Paris Hilton and the man who singlehandedly laid to waste all bridges built to America by Paul Hogan, is a hot commodity amongst Hollywood blonds with very little observable talent.

…he and Mary-Kate Olsen were playing a romantic game of cat-and-mouse last summer, with MK playing hard to get. But she waited too long and got burned.

“Last summer he was trying to get with Mary-Kate,” a source tells 24Sizzler.com. “One night she walked into Hyde [nightclub in L.A.], and she saw him holding hands with another girl. Mary-Kate was angry and she stopped speaking with him altogether.”

Tyler, says the source, was devastated at MK’s reaction: “He was so upset about it,” the source says of Tyler, who’s a regular at clubs like Winston’s, Les Deux and Parc.

The attraction most certainly lies in the fact that it's difficult for ladies of this caliber to feel smarter than their partner. Once they find a bloke dim enough, they've got to hold on very tight. Easy, girls, there's plenty of idiot men out there. Promise.

More from Olsen's You photo shoot after the jump.

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Jul 18, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses
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  • Comments (6)

    No. 1 jbonz says:

    The hiked-up dress, the waiflike pensive stare, the phallic rose-in-the-pubes-with-legs-slightly-askew…is there a single cornball cliche missing?

    Posted: Jul 19, 2007 at 7:24 am
    No. 2 materialgirl-xo says:

    i really love her shoes though

    Posted: Jul 19, 2007 at 8:02 am
    No. 3 Samantha says:

    Cord, don't knock MMA fighting just because you aren't a fan..All of the fighters aren't all unintelligent meatheads..do a little rresearch before you knock it…I expected more from you! And yes, Tito is a tool, but Chuck? That's not cool.

    Posted: Jul 19, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    No. 4 Dom says:

    Samantha - pretty sure Chuck Liddell is king of all morons. Cord - Aussies are fantastic, please don't judge them all based on this Tyler fool. If anything, he's Australian-born, American-raised.

    Posted: Jul 19, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    No. 5 Samantha says:

    Dom - Well in that case, I'm pretty sure that you are just as arrogant as that Tyler "fool".

    Posted: Jul 19, 2007 at 2:22 pm
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