A Lesson In Desperation
In an effort to completely morph into BFF Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton is contemplating starring in the musical Chicago.
Richie is already being touted for a stint on the New York stage, and has reportedly been offered a role in the Bob Fosse-created show. Now producers want to add her Simple Life co-star and best pal Paris to the line-up. A source tells OK! magazine, 'The producers think they will sell double the amount of tickets.'
Why Broadway wants to attract the type of people who would pay to see Paris in action is beyond us. We can only hope they will be handing out surgical masks along with the programs.
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if i had to choose between being paris or nicole i'd choose nicole also.
fuck you elle; you spam leaving souless asshole.
No way could her googly gawky ass dance with any sort of rythym. She's all limbs and joints. She's got the body of a symian monkey. Besides, it's not like they are going to find shoes that actually fit her.
They would sacrifice the integrity of the show for fucking ticket sales? Jesus Christ, society is fucked. I quit.
"Producers think they will sell double the amount of tickets" - what does that mean? They'll sell 2 tickets instead of one? Who'd pay money to see those morons on stage?
If I had to choose between the two of them, I'd go with Nicole too. At least she doesn't have to create a reality show to find friends. And now she's dating Nicoles bady daddy's brother? Is she stalking Nicole?
They both are fuckin losers with no talent. I'm sure the people who spent years training in theatre classes are more than thrilled. The 21st century has become such a fuckin joke…