I’m not sure why Paris Hilton bothers to put on clothing, let alone bathing suits. She could probably walk around topless and people wouldn’t even notice or say anything. We’ve all seen it. On top of that she shows her crotch at least ten times a week.

Big fuckin’ deal, Paris was in Malibu shooting a music video for her “album” that will be “released” sometime and isn’t just a figment of her imagination that she likes to talk about, when she got a little too excited, forgot who she was posing for, and kind of pulled down her bathing suit top. Yes, there is a photo, you can probably figure out which one it is. There is also a video; you can find it at TMZ.

I’m not sure what alternate reality Paris lives in, but I’m getting the feeling that more and more people are joining her. Hell, even I think it’s worthwhile to post pictures of her every day. I’m waving my white flag, Paris. You’ve won. I will seek out new information about you and your constantly rotating rag tag group of fucktards. I’m just too tired to fight it anymore—to try to convince myself and everyone else that you are not actually a celebrity.

As long as I don’t have to listen to your drunken child voice or look you straight in your wonky eye, I’ll call you whatever the hell you want to be called.

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