is this like a promise to get the"unsexy award" again?

"wait untill next year when im fat."

I'm sure if she took off all her unnerwares for them, Maxim would be singing a different tune. But what does she mean What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat?…yea I doubt it.

I love her.

It sounds to me like Maxim is in an attact mode. You bombard me constantly telling women what is "sexy" that should be enough. But Noooo! Now you put baby powder on your hand and bitch slap SJP. Who's next? What manly men.

first off i don't agree with there being an "unsexiest woman/man" list but if there has to be one she should be on it. i love her attitude about it, nothing is better than people that have a good sense of humor.

Sorry. I meant ATTACK mode.*looking around for the Monday bottle*

deimos i think i agree with you 100 percent.

she should be on it, but it shouldn't exist and her attitude, minus that whole i'll wake up fat thing, does rock..

but shes hideous

i prefer the term "unfortunate looking" personally. ;)

The thing that kills me is you know those asses at Maxim, when judged on a scale similar to the one they have for women, would score below SJP on sexyness. For real, what is with the Brohams ™ and thinking they are WAY better looking than they are? They need some guyliner stat.

Maybe she plans on eating soon.

i'm with cooter…love her, horse face and all. go fuck yourselves maxim, you almost-bankrupt retardo frat-boys!

Whoopie said last week she was going to find pictures of the guys who wrote the list and show it on the view, I hope she does.

she ain't exactly hot these days, but she's hardly the unsexiest woman out.

and i bet the maxim judges look like something that crawled out from under a rock. a very unsexy rock.

i hate unsexy rocks, they're always hanging out fugging up the place.

That's a great attitude to take, but Britney is still far less sexy.

I agree with the SJP lovers. She may not be the most classically beautiful woman, but she has made an incredible career for herself by being quirky and fun. She is an attractive woman, it just depends on your standards. To me, she has beautiful moments and ugly ones. It doesn't matter though because her confidence and sense of style and willingness to take risks all make her sexy.

see.. i actually think britney is sexier… which is a hard place to be.

My little pony speaks! Quote, Mr. Ed "say goodnight Wilbur!"

Those guys are just bitter becuase they are losing their hag mag and now how will they get laid?

I've never understood why some people think she's sexy at all. Except for being skinny, I've always thought she looked kind of hard; one too many bourbons and a pack too many cigarettes. But at the end of the day, it doesn't matter cuz she's laughing all the way to the bank!

Right, but does that mean she's unsexy?

THANK YOU!!!! I've been saying this woman is ugly for years and having to defend my point of view. I can't believe women think this troll is beautiful. Mathew Broderick / Ferris Beuller could have done way better. HORSE FACE!!!!

I never thought that she was the least sexy woman alive, I actually think she's pretty and I love her attitude and that makes her all kinds of hot. For me it's all in the attitude and a little bit of the face. I think gyllenhaals are the least sexy people in hollywood and many wouldn't agree I'm sure but it's all in the eye of the beholder.

She has a sense of humor about how people don't find her pretty. She even made a horse-face omment in Ed Wood.

What the fuck happened to you people that gave you the need to stick up for this chick. She's ugly she knows it, she cares or she wouldn't have responded. Was being called ugly so traumatic to you people that you have this desire to stick up for everyone whom is called ugly?

Listen SJP, I've been waking up fat since I quit smoking, and trust me: it's not a happy place.

Yah, she's not classic hot, but she is confident and secure with herself. I would rather have that then anorexica & drugs, which is what most of the people on Maxims hot list have. SJP is awesome.

Good grief, since when did "average looking" or "not beautiful" become "ugly" and "hideous"?!?

KofT - that's very, very true.

what's with all the douches like waltzo and buzz today? is it "be kind to asshole retards" day?

Oh wow james that was hilarious, I especially like when you said is it'be kind to assole retards'. You're a dolt and a half.