Weezing the Prejudice
Party boy and occasional comedian Pauly Shore is taking a cue from bitter hatemongers and blaming his anemic career on his skin color (or lack thereof). "I need to be black," Shore recently told an interviewer, "because if I was black, I’d be doing good." Well, Pauly. You'd be doing well. And no, you wouldn't.
Shore continued: "White people are screwed. Especially in my industry, they’re screwed. White people are going to be picking cotton within, like, literally within three years." Brilliant! How is this guy not getting hired?
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I thought Shore was permanently employed as MTV's spring break liaison to our similarly racist and ignorant youth.
There once was a man named Pauly
Who’s only accolade was a Razzie,
In a film that flopped, he pretended to die,
Not one individual cared, so he blamed a black guy.
i have a question. why are we even acknowledging pauly shore?
Doesn't his family still own The Comedy Store? I mean, he can still count on nepotism to get jobs, right?
Note to Pauly: Nepotism is when family members show favoritism towards other family members, regardless of their apparent lack of talent. Basically, what got you into the industry in the first place.
If there is a correlation between lack of talent and lack of intelligence, Pauly Shore is that poster child.
I dont care what color you are. Im sick of people trying to play the "race card" to their advantage.
God forbid Pauly Shore go out and get a real job.
I thought this was funny and it seemed satrical to me.
deimos, I agree.
I never EVER thought Pauly Shore was even remotely close to any resemblance of funny.
Are you sure he is not being satirical?…
He is just not funny.
He's just a spoiled little rich kid who never had to work a day in his life. His mother Mitzi provided this silver spoon fed momma's boy every break in the world. Shore is only saying these things for publicity, other comics in his field have no respect for him. Not only is he unfunny he's even worse, he's boring.
Wow now that is one guy who is DESPERATE FOR PUBLICITY! Lol this is probably the only way he can get the entertainment shows to talk about him except to die.
I like the name Mitzi. It sounds like a crazy cat lady name. Who are his parents? I don't know much about him, really.
Let's cut Pauly some slack. Afterall he did bring us the hotness that was Brendan Frasier in a loin cloth. Weezing da JUICE. (That was Frasier not Shore saying it. Otherwise it's "Weezin tha jew-ooooooose.)
Pauly shore is a ditz who jumps around like a cave man on LSD! My 2 year old speaks better then him.