Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have decided to abandon their long running feud following a sit-down at Teddy's that was fueled by Red Bull, drenched in MAC and apparently proctored by a non-threatening African-American fellow. Says Hilary in the newest issue of Stella, "We're not best friends, you know? But we were out at Teddy's one night and she just came up and said 'I think we should just talk because I'm a nice girl and I know you're a nice girl'. It's nice to be friendly acquaintances."

At press time, dozens of heavyset black men were being sent to Jerusalem and Baghdad.

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