
Today, Lou Pearlman defended himself against numerous allegations of child molestation, including a claim that he had wrestling matches with boys while wearing only a precariously wrapped towel:
"I think Vanity (un)Fair sought out anyone who had a lawsuit or grudge with me or my company to help make disparaging remarks…I've never owned a towel that could wrap all the way around me anyway."
Hilarious! Objection, your honor: Puns and self-effacing fat jokes too endearing. How about not guilty by reason of pleasantry?
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And yet he chose to wear the tiny towel while wrestling anyway. Even when he knew the risks!
He looks like a perv.
He does have a saucy little number that he uses a chained, bejeweled clip to hold two corners together - thereby giving the boys a peak at his rolling thigh.
lou just wants some healthy man love ya'll. i'm so glad i get to make fun of this perv this morning…this is better than coffee.
he just wanted to "be there" for them. Do you think he turned Lance gay? I mean he is a hot piece (gag)
What's a little slap and tickle between a man and his boy band'ers.
a good time, thats what it is.
They have been Lou'ed!
He was just trying to show them a few moves for their dance routines….yeah thats it!
He want's it, that way.
"I’ve never owned a towel that could wrap all the way around me anyway"
I can see this argument in a dramatic court scene of "Legally Blonde 3: young, waxed and blonde"
A grown man has consensual sex with other grown men (age of consent, anyway) and helps them become successful in their chosen field of endeavor.
Where is the crime?
Like George Carlin said: "It's not a crime to have sex with someone, and it's not a crime to give someone money, but it IS a crime to do both at the same time."
Uh, jbonz, you do know that the age of consent is NOT 13, right? Google some of the allegations - the wrestling bit was with kids.
I can't wait for this to become a, ripped from the headlines, episode on my favorite L&O. SVU of course. I always mistakenly call it, SUV.
Your honor, I'm too fat to molest anyone. If the towel doesn't fit, than you must aquit.
on SVU they would aquit and then casey would get all bitchy and blame elliot. "How could you not notice hes to fit to have a towel fit him" and elliot's wife would divorce him and he'd ALMOST have a moment with Olivia
but instead Elliot would have a moment with ME because we are in love
Munch would just sit there and make witty comments. When's the last time he got up from that desk?
I think Elliot is in love with Chang. I know I am. He reminds me of Vern.
to make that public announcement and hten get demoted.
I wish Munch's last name was Houser. That would be fun!
Munch Diver. It makes no sense but it makes me chortle.
I was thinking Munch Mybox
Maybe he will get promoted and be Captain Munch
Munch, Munch, Baby.
What's the big deal? Women/girls have been sucking and fucking their way to the top in Hollywood for years. Why can't boys do it too? This fat fag didn't rape anyone, they were all willing participants. These 'boys' are just more Hollywood whores.
I don't know musslehead, young teenage boys are illegal to use as sex toys. It's called statutory rape.
uh the difference is, this freak was hitting on 15 yr old boys and perhaps doing even more than just hittin' on 'em. little different from a 25 yr. old starlet sleeping her way to the top.
poor justin timberlake…his first time with a dude shoulda been with me.
j_b, so let me ask you an unrelated Q about the gay scene in Boston. A friend of mine says that he has trouble relating/finding people to date because they are all elitest - and if you aren't loaded with a 6 pack you are SOL. When he visited me in NY, he was all, "wow, there is every kind of gay guy here!" I have a hard time believing that Boston is that homogenous vis a vis gay men. What are your two cents?
NYC story. I once went there with my friends. One being my gay friend, Chris. Nobody looked twice at us but every guy was giving him the sexy eye.
It was just a weekend trip so we took our yucky boobie and went back home. We did get a lovely little glass bong, we later found out it was actually a crack pipe. Dumb asses, true story.
I mean, boobies, plural. There were 3 females and we didn't share the one boobie.
That would have made you the coolest siamese triplets evar!!1! Wait, not PC, I mean conjoined at the titty tiplets ever.
The Three Titlets
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your friend is out of his mind lisa. the great thing about the "scene" is that there are so many students coming into the city every year that you get all types. about the six-pack thing…all gay men are shallow. seriously. even the trolls want a hottie. they are men after all. i've never been gay clubbing in NYC but i can't say it's not a better scene, however. NYC has 8 million people and boston has half a million so obviously you're gonna have more variety there…from what i hear, you have puerto rican clubs (yum), black clubs, mixed clubs in new york, not to mention more public parks and restrooms for hook-ups :)…oh yeah people. it's not just larry craig. you wanna meet a hot, closeted married guy, forget the clubs and head to your local beach at night or some public restroom (that kinda grosses me out…too dirty even for me) but i do looooove straight guys…
anyway, most of my friends are straight so i usually go to bars with them these days…and god bless craigslist, cause that's where i meet my one-night stands. thank you for inventing the internets al gore!
Lol, O-Town…I used to love them **ducks from stones**
Don't blame me, I was a tween during the boy band years!!!
j_b: don't forget the fens! Yeah, I thought he was being nuts. My guess is although he lives in Cambridge, he is a corporate gay and mixes with other corporate gays - who are likely less fun than student gays. I am sooooooo going to be all, "well some dude on the internets says you are wrong!" He isn't that much into clubbing, so maybe that is his problem.
You are like the gay(er) Dr. Phil!
i live in cambridge. is he cute? i'm gathering not from previous statements…
the fens has some creepy guys…i used to go there when i was closeted in high school. man they were like vultures when they saw a boy coming, LOL. it was always so fucking crowded at night too…and the cops would drive thru sometimes and everyone would scramble into the gardens or the fens…
ah…hot but creepy times!
Ha! He is cute, but there is no 6 pack. He has some chunk, but not much. I seriously love this kid, and I think he is awesome, so his trouble confuses me. I think it is not that he can't find dates, I think he just doesn't like the ones he goes on.