To the right is Monika Zsibrita, the bosomy Hungarian who accused comedian Chris Rock of impregnating her. When that allegation was proved to be a lie, Zsibrita then said the funny man raped her. Also a lie. She is not a nice woman, but does that mean she deserved to be pestered by Anthony Pellicano, the famed "PI to the stars" currently facing racketeering charges, whose services were acquired by Rock?
A recorded conversation between Rock and Pellicano has been obtained by The Huffington Post. The best excerpts are after the jump, including a revelation about where Rock "came."
• "I know the night we went to the Ivy she had on white pants. I only noticed cause my wife's real classy and subdued and I'm out with a girl with big tits and white pants. It's just, I know people were like, 'heeey'."
• "I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass."
• "Did you stick it in her? Without a rubber?"
• "…I want to blacken this girl up, totally. I want to make her out to be a lying, scumbag, manipulative cocksucker … Stupid bitch."
Hear it all here.
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Wait, so Marvita isn't Chris Rock's love child?
he wants to blacken her up. haha, this racism is killing me on the inside.
ACCUSE ELIOT SPITZER, AT LEAST ITS PROFITABLE
I still love Chris Rock. Pellicano is such a slimeball.
good one, kmoney!
Marvita is Chris Rock in drag.
I'm not sure why he wanted to start a smear campaign in the first place. If she lied about him being the father of he child, then lied about him raping her when the truth was she offered herself for use as his cum dumpster, it would seem she's already made herself out to be a "lying, scumbag, manipulative cocksucker."
her child
Maybe it was a literal smear campaign, Lily. Pellicano was going to blacken her up by smudging paint on her and write "stupid bitch" on her back.
Exactly, Lily, which is what makes me think Pellicano is a slimeball. The conversation sounds like he's trying to trap Rock into saying something he can blackmail him for later.
Pellicano asks and implies that Rock may have bullied the girl…I love Rock's comeback: "You're the toughest guy I've called on this."
I'm not happy about the embarrassment this is causing him, his, wife, or his children, but he seems sympathetic here.
Now, I'm beginning to see the point of a $5,000 hooker.
To blacken someone means to make others believe that he or she is a bad person. It has no racial component.
I love blackened ahi. A nice blackened spicy crust on the outside and pink on the inside. MMMMMMMMMM! With a nice salad with a great white wine. I think that is a great meal.
oops, I forgot, a little sourdough bread with a nice balsamic and soy sauce mix. We are all set.
Are you kidding me? Of course she deserved it, she deserves far, far, far worse than what she got. She tried to put Rock behind bars for many years.
Max Thrax, I think the real question is, do you like Blackened ahi tuna, and salad? It's "what's for dinner."
:-)
Blacken-what you call a white girl after she has had sex with a black man. (Urban dictionary)
As much as this chick sucks for trying to get Rock in jail for shit he didn't do I can't help but be disgusted by his frankness on cheating on his wife. I like Rock a lot, call me naive or whatever, but I suppose it's just disappointing.
Also Pellicano refers to Rock's wife as his "old lady" how retro and classy!