Rumors are afoot that Penelope Cruz and Bono, lead singer for a relatively unknown pop band, are becoming more than friends while vacationing together in St Tropez.
The U2 front man and the “Volver” actress have been idling in the French Riviera resort, where, last week, they strolled down the beach hand-in-hand.
Such intimacy has naturally stirred Gallic gossip - especially since Mrs. Bono, Ali Hewson, was nowhere around. Still, you should know that Bono and Penelope are sharing a yacht with a number of friends, including Helena Christensen. Also on board are Bono’s daughters, Memphis Eve and Jordan. Even the randiest rock stars tend to behave themselves around their children.
Sources tell Mollygood exclusively that though Cruz is interested in getting closer to Bono, it’s impossible because he won’t stop masturbating in the mirror.
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I thought that was Robin Williams…
breakfast at his hotel is like 60 euro… i cant imagine their grilled tomato is THAT much better than anyone elses.
hes looking a little fat.. but in that pic, so is she.
Isn’t that Robin Williams?
*lol* I see I wasn’t alone. All together now - Robin Williams.
Robin is giving St. Bozo, ahem, Bono a bad reputation. We all know Bono would never do such a thing. He is a family man. When his family travels with him he always rents two separate hotel suites; one for him and one for the wife and kids, so they will be protected from all the indiscretions, ahem, I mean publicity. Damn Freudian typos!
Pene looks preggo in those pics.
This part amuses me a lot:
“Even the randiest rock stars tend to behave themselves around their children.”
Riiiiiiiiight.
That style will make anyone look pregnant.
I love her, but she has the weirdest taste in men!
As everyone else has previously mentioned, Bono is looking downright CHUNKY here! And, my guess is that BONO is acting like a rockstar–even with his kids present!
Looks harmless enough. But hey, if I were him and Penny offered me some, oh well.
Maybe there is something going on, but in one of these photos he’s also holding hands with Helena Christenson.
“…it’s impossible because he won’t stop masturbating in the mirror.”
Wow! I love it. And he would too! Either the mirror or the Vanity Fair Green Issue…
Totally looks like Robin Williams. Eventually all the famous people will look like each other.