Orange juice is swag? What the hell kind of broke ass gifts are these? Do they at least give you mini vodka bottles to poor in your juice?

It doesn't matter. I'll just look for Tara Reid. You know she's stole those out of her mini fridge.

Who is this guy?
Bring on Gary and Snelly.

Who is this guy?
Bring on Gary and Snelly.

How did that post twice? How did that post twice?

What's happening? What's happening?

Fucking A! This bullshit insenses me. I am up to my goddamned eyeballs in fucking student loans and this misshot wad is raking in the dough by being a douche bag on some emotionally stunted show about privileged bastards. Oh how hard their life is. Fuck the fuck off you cunts. All of you. Stop trying to push your overpriced water on me. I get mine from the tap. I may Brita the bitch, but it is still from the tap. Asshat.

I think I need a V-8.

Stuf you must….be a complete whore to shill? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with "pure orange juice" but I've been buying it from my co-op for a long time and I wasn't aware I needed some major grower to tell me it was yummy. What I DO need is someone to make a nice organic vodka so I can have a nice hippy screwdriver.

Stuff, damn!

They found a way to make Tropicana more expensive?

Why do those juices need eye pillows? Are they getting puffy?

juju, i think it's for the product demo to show people that people who drink this new product are sexier to others, even when those others are blind folded.

I thought it was because they were doing blind taste test. And when they blindfold you they punch you in the face because it's f'in orange juice a-hole. They all taste like oranges.

If I ever create a juice drink I'm going to call "Sucker Punch" and that's exactly what I'm going to do during the taste tests.

I got a kick out of the "depending on what your daddy looked like" part. Now I think all men are handsome. I've reached that age.

There are no ugly men, just narrow minded women. Or men.

I've reached that age, it's all good. Especially if I can get them to talk to me.

queencrone, this age to which you refer, is it the age of lower standards? I've never heard of this "all men are handsome" age.

Lisa - I can feel the flames of your hate. I make my own orange juice so there is no sugar snuck in. I juice one grapefruit and one orange together. It rocks. Those sneaky cocks and thier "from concentrate" or thier corn syrup. Curses on them all.

BTW, who is this guy? What he in Lord of the Rings? If not, he should have been. He's got that hairy elf look down to a science.

Oh Miss Lily, it is a very freeing time of life.
I prefer not to think of it as a lowering of standards, but more of an all inclusive acceptance. And please don't rip off my rose-colored glasses cause that's all I have.

queencrone, by all means leave them on. tTey're yours and I wouldn't want to take then from you. Besides, this could be an interesting experiment. Leave them on and tell me, is Ernest Borgnine handsome?

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Dearest Lily, I wouldn't turn him down! :-) We certainly would have to keep the lights off, you know.

Lily the Pink, let me just say, that there was a time,(I have pictures to prove it and no one to show it to that cares to see it) that I could pull any hot man that I wanted. I had the energy and felt the need to wax, pluck, do the artistry with the make up, buy the cute clothes, and walk into a room and snag the hottest man there. (while still keeping all the women on my side.)

Things change, times changes. I had to make mental adjustments. Now, I can find beauty in everybody.
Enjoy yourself where ever you are. That's what I mean, I guess.

qc, I think in part my misunderstanding is a matter of semantics. When I think of "handsome" I think "good looking," as opposed to "attractive" which to me has very little to do with physical characteristics. I agree that there is beauty to be found in most everyone, but even so, those I find attractive are few and far between. I have high standards for dating (or did when I was single. My husband really doesn't like me dating now ;) ), but my standards aren't physical. For instance, I should be able to converse with him without thinking he's an idiot. He should have a sense of humor in general, but about himself and the world as well, ideally, and he should be able to put up with me. This is where my standards are actually unbendingly high. If he can't put up with me, then I don't need him around. ;)

OMG! you made this whole crap about vodka and tap water before NOTICING this is all about VALENCIA ORANGES!
Well, not to easy for you guys. I bet you never tasted any juice as delicious as a one made of this kind of oranges…
Love spanish food… best food ever!:)

Miriam, this is about Tropicana's Pure range of juice. It has nothing to do with the Valencia oranges other than Tropicana uses Valencia oranges to make their orange juice. This is nothing new, other than now they're not adding sugar to it and charging more for it. My guess would be that most of us here (who live in the US or UK, at least) have had valencia orange juice, as most of us have had Tropicana orange juice at some point in our lives. It's pretty common. Thank you for your overreaction, and have a nice day.

P.S. The stuff about vodka and water, etc…those are called jokes. That's "joke" with a "j"…look it up.