Look! Britney Spears‘ regular body is now thin enough that murderous, unfeeling tabloids consider it a “new bikini body,” even though they probably still think she’s crazy. What total bullshit.
FARTKNOCKER! I seriously just LOL’ed at my desk! And when the guys asked me what was so funny I had to tell them that I was immature and laughing at the word fartknocker!
But I will be sure to use it in every day conversation as of right now.
Wasn’t it just a couple of weeks ago that some photo agency gloated that the paps were pretty much ignoring this pop tard? And now she’s featured on the cover of Star!
I wish she would just disappear.
That said, I’d say that’s one sexy bod. Too bad it belongs to such an asshole.
I love the, WOW! I don’t think she’s fat but still not bikini ready. 20 pounds in 30 days sounds like the meth diet.
fjdklas;jfd;asjkfdsa, indeed. That’s what I always say. And now I know that post will disappear leaving me looking like a fartknocker.
FARTKNOCKER! I seriously just LOL’ed at my desk! And when the guys asked me what was so funny I had to tell them that I was immature and laughing at the word fartknocker!
But I will be sure to use it in every day conversation as of right now.
Touche! You said it!
Yup, the spam is gone. Fartknocker is a good word when you can’t quite find the right insult.
The only bikini that body is ready for is one that is screen printed on a bathing suit cover-up.
Wasn’t it just a couple of weeks ago that some photo agency gloated that the paps were pretty much ignoring this pop tard? And now she’s featured on the cover of Star!
I wish she would just disappear.
That said, I’d say that’s one sexy bod. Too bad it belongs to such an asshole.
fatass
First of all, isn’t that a picture from last year? Secondly, they aren’t being nice…she looks fat!
She is bigger than a size zero, so she must be fat.
well…i can’t say much for her body, but that is the best her hair has looked in a long time.
that’s the best picture of LiLo ever….EVER!