britneybikinibody

Look! Britney Spears‘ regular body is now thin enough that murderous, unfeeling tabloids consider it a “new bikini body,” even though they probably still think she’s crazy. What total bullshit.

Apr 23, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 12 Responses
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Comments (12)

No. 1 jujubees says:

I love the, WOW! I don’t think she’s fat but still not bikini ready. 20 pounds in 30 days sounds like the meth diet.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 11:41 am
No. 2 jujubees says:

fjdklas;jfd;asjkfdsa, indeed. That’s what I always say. And now I know that post will disappear leaving me looking like a fartknocker.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 11:57 am
No. 3 Nicolyn says:

FARTKNOCKER! I seriously just LOL’ed at my desk! And when the guys asked me what was so funny I had to tell them that I was immature and laughing at the word fartknocker!
But I will be sure to use it in every day conversation as of right now.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 11:59 am
No. 4 Jeannified says:

Touche! You said it!

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 12:07 pm
No. 5 jujubees says:

Yup, the spam is gone. Fartknocker is a good word when you can’t quite find the right insult.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 12:11 pm
No. 6 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

The only bikini that body is ready for is one that is screen printed on a bathing suit cover-up.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 12:48 pm
No. 7 Run-DMS says:

Wasn’t it just a couple of weeks ago that some photo agency gloated that the paps were pretty much ignoring this pop tard? And now she’s featured on the cover of Star!
I wish she would just disappear.
That said, I’d say that’s one sexy bod. Too bad it belongs to such an asshole.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 1:03 pm
No. 8 lol says:

fatass

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 1:46 pm
No. 9 Stoney says:

First of all, isn’t that a picture from last year? Secondly, they aren’t being nice…she looks fat!

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 3:24 pm
No. 10 rumour has it says:

She is bigger than a size zero, so she must be fat.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 3:39 pm
No. 11 Luz says:

well…i can’t say much for her body, but that is the best her hair has looked in a long time.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 5:42 pm
No. 12 deimos says:

that’s the best picture of LiLo ever….EVER!

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 5:58 pm
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