mario lopez? really? you're kidding right? please tell me you're kidding.

Well, that's kind of a crappy list of choices. I'd choose Bret Michaels wig and be done with the rest of them. It would need to be dry cleaned.

I puked when I saw that. At least Andy and Akiva (SNL) made the list. Andy should have been number one and not that DB Mario.

Bryan Spears? Who the fuck is that?

I don't even know who that is. Hopefully not some family member of the Spears clan who really should stop reproducing till they get their shit worked out.

he's britney's brother

AC Slater for the win! (I will forever think of Mario as AC Slater.)

Do not underestimate the power of the jazz hands.

I think those are less jazzy and more genie. He just needs some Mc Hammer pants.

It's a sad sad day for Zack Morris.

Isn't Mario Lopez the douche who cheated on Ali Landry the night before they got married?

the night before, the night during, the night after ……………….. FUCKING SKANK!!!

While i greatly appreciate that they didnt go with the - OMG brad pitt and george clooney are the hottest on earth! (gag me)they need to at least pick people that are attractive in some way.

Poor Gerard Butler. It's not an honor to be a list with these men.

Wow. Douche Lopez, Douchier Michaels, and the douchiest of them all, Douche Jenner (he actually has the words "DOUCHE JENNER" tatted on his side).

Who decided that little girls would win this award???

OUTRAGE!!!! Where's Zac Ephron?

Keeblerkahn says:

It’s a sad sad day for Zack Morris.
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The flag is flying half mast at the Maxx as we speak.

Mario is a scum bag!!! He cheated on his ex wife Ali on their honeymoon and now he has cheated on current/ex girlfriend Karina with some hooters girl.
If that is hottest bachelor of the year material, I'll pass!!

Ripped abs to not necessarily equal hot. Cheating husband definitely does not equal hot. He's gross. But Ali won in the end, I saw clips over the weekend (on Style?) from her wedding to a guy who seemed really nice. Hell, isn't anyone better than a guy that fucks someone on the night before you take your vows?

Sucks Mario is not on the cover because if he was, it would be a bad-selling issue. But the wonderful Mr. Tim Russert is the cover story, so it will sell well and Mario will probably think it's because of him.

From a superficial perspective I guess he's cute (?) but one look at him and you can tell he's the kind of guy who probably does little time thinking, reading, or becoming a better person, and instead chooses to keep fooling stupid girls into thinking he's a catch.

pleeze bitches mario is a sexy latino hunk with a big azz dick and nice abs and sexy-azz dimplezzzzzz…so fuckk da haterss