Good news, everyone: Paris Hilton’s new reality show has started production, and nobody has died yet. The heiress posted a new MySpace bulletin to tell us how “cool” and “fun” the whole process has been so far. She also proudly mentions that this show had more applicants than any other in history, proving that she just doesn’t get the joke. At all.
Hey everyone! I am so excited, we have finally started taping my new show for MTV. I just want to thank you all for sending in your videos and applications. The response was massive and incredible, we had more applicants then any show in history, so that felt really nice that so many people wanted to be apart of it. I met all the contestants on wednesday night. I had them all meet me at the club Les Deux. I was a little nervous at first cause I always get shy meeting new people. But everyone ended up being very sweet, cool and fun to be around. I’m really happy with the final contestants, although it was really hard to pick only 18 people from so many great choices.
Today I had the team from Fred Seagal Beauty come do makeovers on these girls and boys and the results were astonishing. They all looked stunning and beautiful and hot! So much fun! I love doing make overs on my friends .I have to do an elimination tomorrow, meaning telling one of the contestants that they have to leave. I am having anxiety and really dreading those moments of all the eliminations. But it’s going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I’m happy cause I feel like I’ve made friends with some of these people already.
Also go check out my boyfriends blog at www.GoodCharlotte.com, he posted some cool pics of the first two days of shooting,and him and his friends came out to support me. I love how he’s always there for me, he always knows how to make me smile. Life is amazing, couldn’t be happier, excited for what the future holds. Again, thank you all for all your love and support. I’ll write soon
where the fuck is cord. and who is this andrew character.
This person is 27, not 7, right?
If one of those contestants doesn’t throw eggs at her….
“We had more applicants then any show in history.”
Really? So more people wanted to on your show than Surviver, or Jeopardy or American Idle? So I guess all those reports about the auditions being held around the country where hardly anyone showed up were all lies. I call shenanigans on Wonky.
I bet if most people had to choses between going on a show to be Paris’s BFF and going on a show to be kicked in the head by a donkey to win coupons to TGI Fridays, there’d be a whole lot of people with half-off entrees and closed head injuries in this country.
Who Wants to get Kicked in the Head by a Donkey will be airing Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays on Fox this fall and will be hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
“Who Wants to get Kicked in the Head by a Donkey will be airing Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays on Fox this fall and will be hosted by Ryan Seacrest.”
So the host will also be doing the kicking? Way to save on the production budget, Fox!
Sorry, I just think Seacrest is a really big jacka$$.
Paris is still alive?????
Thats right Canadienne, she’s being kept alive by Valtrex and Red Bull mixed with orphan tears.
You gap killen bitches she’s a slut and not hot at all so shut the fuckup !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, sure. Everyone knows that most of applicants were freaks and/or after TV exposure ??? period. The finalists were undoubtedly the only handful of people who showed up at theaters to see her awful film. And even they needed serious makeovers in order to be in front of a camera. Just when we think she couldn???t say anything more deceitful or phony, she comes out with more stupid and false comments. What an embarrassment she is.
“Thank you for all your love and support?” Right. Her miniscule U.S. fan base really showed their support by not showing up to see her film. And she had to hire people to give the finalists professional makeovers? The reports about the only finalists that made the cut were gross Barbie wannabes and whackos must have been dead on. She is still such a BS artist and freak show.