FIRST BITCHES!!

And now that I got that out of my system, "They're all gonna laugh at you!" absolutely made my day.

Poor denise. She must have spent her allowance for the entire week on that crap.

Ok, so I read Perez Hilton only because he updates so frequently and I often get bored at work and try to make the time pass. But I CAN'T STAND

And his stopwatch is now at 14:59:59.

Ok, so I read Perez Hilton only because he updates so frequently and I often get bored at work and try to make the time pass. But I CAN'T STAND the guy! At least when Mollygood makes fun of people, it's done in a tasteful way, most of the time. But he's just mean! He makes me ill.

I bet the 7 people at Hot Topic were all Denise, coming back in different costumes.

Oops. See how riled up he makes me???

And I would bet at least one of those costumes involved booty shorts and a tube top, sans bra.

I do read his website- and it's not because I like him. I saw on there yesterday that he's having another clothing release party in Vegas this weekend. I don't have any plans for Saturday, so maybe I should show up and get stories/photos for everyone.

Haha, did you guys read this one?

TRUTH says – reply to this 35Hello- I work at the HOT TOPIC where this piece of shit appearted on friday ( I was not working that day but showed up for shit n giggles ) ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That's it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass.Talking about scat porn,fisting some kid and otherbest left unsaid topics.My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! His mother and sister were there and he seemed to take it out on them (they are both fat BTW and smelled nasty!) anyways he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is.
We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM - 9PM.
My manager has already talked about discounting his "line" !

Wandell, did you read the story? *lol*

RE: Wandell

I wonder why his mom and sister smelled nasty?

will it show you crying alone at night?

priceless.

"I wonder why his mom and sister smelled nasty?"

Defense mechanism, makes Perez stand at a distance.

Do I hear the sound of one hand clapping?

awww…poor Perez.

thegreylist.com does not agree with perez on or off broadway, its still annoying. check out our post too lol at http://www.thegreylist.com; we reamed him. we totally agree with you guys!!!

if that lady would just put her foot down we could be done with this asshole. what good are heels if you're not going to cave perez hilton's face in with them?

I just saw the video posted on perezhilton.com of the signing and there are definately more than 7 ppl posing with him in it?

jm, it probably includes Hot Topic employees, mall security, and a few dozen people threatened with sperm face if they didn't comply.

I quit reading his site because the people who post are the most racist, nasty people I've ever read. It is truy hate filled and disgusting. I love Mollygood because everything is done in good fun-no haters!

I'm still baffled that in a recession people would even spend money to buy anything a) branded with Perez Hilton or b) in stock at Hot Topic.

Aw come on now Cait. Hot Topic sells booty shorts WITH SUSPENDERS. Now that is classy! What girl could possibly have a summer wardrobe that didn't include a few pair of those?

I'm impressed they sold 6.45 in his stuff, wait, did he buy his own stuff?

Someone from MollyGood needs to take the bullet for us and go see this musical if it ever gets made.

Erm, no. I'm going to go with an adamant NO.

fuck that! i'd do alot of things for mollygood but i'd rather get shot 50 times then go see perez the musical. sorry guys i have to draw the line somewhere; this line starts with that bloated clown.

That's pathetic but not suprising really. Also, I agree with 'Just Me' up there, there are a lot of seriously racist/homophobic/generally bigotted and awful people on there :s…

OMG I freaking love Sister Mary Romano!!!!

this post has made my life worth living. thank you, jossip. i love you.

I hope people don't buy his stuff. He is such a mean bully. I stopped reading him because he is so full of shit. Then I stopped reading ICYD because they are bigots. Then I stopped reading INO because they are "oh so sweet".

Now I read Mollygood. And Gofugyourself. And Dlisted.

I HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

Actually…. I was there at hot topic with a friend who wanted to go, and there was a really good sized crowd (I'd say at least 60 people when we were there). Perez was really laid-back, funny…. clearly that person was lying about how he was being a bitch.. I didn't seem him on his phone once. (We were only there about half an hour)…. people seemed excited to chat with him and he seemed genuinely cool. This is clearly overreaction from a bunch of people who hate him… on a side note, I was chatting with a few people in front of us in line, and between them, they easily bought at least $100 in merch… t-shirts were $20 or so, and they were selling. So clearly that said "employee" is just bs.

Just stating what it was like. Hate if u wish, but keeping the facts straight helps.

haha

So, uh, how ya been denise?

….wow….
you know what really grinds my gears
people who hate successfull people.
Everyone has faults, and maybe Perez has more than the rest….but damn people, you all have a massive amount of bad karma coming your way, and i don't wanna be anywhere around when that poo hits the fan.

If hating on successful people brings you bad Kharma, shouldn't PezHead be dead by now? After all, he is the Queen of Hatin'.

He got all caught up in the mix. I used to like him because some stuff was funny but I think he got carried away!

i heard he meets guys on gay websites and smokes meth w/ them and then eats their feces. he's a sick sick person.

here's an idea. let's never mention eating feces again.

I think this "Hot topic Employee" was lily allen or someone that wanted to get back at him for talking about them… Funny how this source mentions her. I am not a HUGE fan of Perez either. I do think though, that people say rude stuff about him for him saying rude stuff about others are just as bad as him. Why step to the same level?