Haters

We’ve known for years that we hate Perez Hilton, and it’s quite obvious that Perez Hiton hates Perez Hilton, but who knew that Perez Hilton’s readers also hate Perez Hilton?

After the jump, some fan reactions to the news that the Gossip Gangster is the subject of an upcoming musical.

• “Nobody bought your clothes, what makes you think they’ll want to see a musical about you?”

• “will it show you crying alone at night?”

• “You make me sick!!!”

• “Please tell us all about the record breaking crowds that came to get your autograph this past weekend. I’ll bet all those same fans will line up to pay for tickets to a musical about you too.”

• “They’re alll gonna laugh at you !!!”

• “Hello- I work at the HOT TOPIC where this piece of shit appearted on friday ( I was not working that day but showed up for shit n giggles ) ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That’s it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass.Talking about scat porn,fisting some kid and otherbest left unsaid topics.My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! His mother and sister were there and he seemed to take it out on them (they are both fat BTW and smelled nasty!) anyways he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM - 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his ‘line’ !”

Jun 11, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 31 Responses
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Comments (31)

No. 1 Kitchy says:

FIRST BITCHES!!

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 10:45 am
No. 2 Kitchy says:

And now that I got that out of my system, “They’re all gonna laugh at you!” absolutely made my day.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 10:46 am
No. 3 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Poor denise. She must have spent her allowance for the entire week on that crap.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:10 am
No. 4 Addicted to Addiction says:

Ok, so I read Perez Hilton only because he updates so frequently and I often get bored at work and try to make the time pass. But I CAN’T STAND

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:12 am
No. 5 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

And his stopwatch is now at 14:59:59.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:12 am
No. 6 Addicted to Addiction says:

Ok, so I read Perez Hilton only because he updates so frequently and I often get bored at work and try to make the time pass. But I CAN’T STAND the guy! At least when Mollygood makes fun of people, it’s done in a tasteful way, most of the time. But he’s just mean! He makes me ill.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:13 am
No. 7 Kitchy says:

I bet the 7 people at Hot Topic were all Denise, coming back in different costumes.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:13 am
No. 8 Addicted to Addiction says:

Oops. See how riled up he makes me???

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:14 am
No. 9 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

And I would bet at least one of those costumes involved booty shorts and a tube top, sans bra.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:17 am
No. 10 chellelee79 says:

I do read his website- and it’s not because I like him. I saw on there yesterday that he’s having another clothing release party in Vegas this weekend. I don’t have any plans for Saturday, so maybe I should show up and get stories/photos for everyone.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:40 am
No. 11 Wandell says:

Haha, did you guys read this one?

TRUTH says ??? reply to this 35Hello- I work at the HOT TOPIC where this piece of shit appearted on friday ( I was not working that day but showed up for shit n giggles ) ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That’s it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass.Talking about scat porn,fisting some kid and otherbest left unsaid topics.My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! His mother and sister were there and he seemed to take it out on them (they are both fat BTW and smelled nasty!) anyways he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is.
We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM - 9PM.
My manager has already talked about discounting his “line” !

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:54 am
No. 12 Kitchy says:

Wandell, did you read the story? *lol*

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 11:57 am
No. 13 maria says:

RE: Wandell

I wonder why his mom and sister smelled nasty?

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 12:09 pm
No. 14 Danny says:

will it show you crying alone at night?

priceless.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 12:12 pm
No. 15 Kitchy says:

“I wonder why his mom and sister smelled nasty?”

Defense mechanism, makes Perez stand at a distance.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 12:53 pm
No. 16 Mr. T says:

Do I hear the sound of one hand clapping?

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 12:54 pm
No. 17 Alexandra says:

awww…poor Perez.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 2:03 pm
No. 18 grey says:

thegreylist.com does not agree with perez on or off broadway, its still annoying. check out our post too lol at www.thegreylist.com; we reamed him. we totally agree with you guys!!!

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 2:03 pm
No. 19 deimos says:

if that lady would just put her foot down we could be done with this asshole. what good are heels if you’re not going to cave perez hilton’s face in with them?

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm
No. 20 jm says:

I just saw the video posted on perezhilton.com of the signing and there are definately more than 7 ppl posing with him in it?

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 2:37 pm
No. 21 Kitchy says:

jm, it probably includes Hot Topic employees, mall security, and a few dozen people threatened with sperm face if they didn’t comply.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 2:40 pm
No. 22 just me says:

I quit reading his site because the people who post are the most racist, nasty people I’ve ever read. It is truy hate filled and disgusting. I love Mollygood because everything is done in good fun-no haters!

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm
No. 23 Cait says:

I’m still baffled that in a recession people would even spend money to buy anything a) branded with Perez Hilton or b) in stock at Hot Topic.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 4:52 pm
No. 24 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Aw come on now Cait. Hot Topic sells booty shorts WITH SUSPENDERS. Now that is classy! What girl could possibly have a summer wardrobe that didn’t include a few pair of those?

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 5:13 pm
No. 25 Keeblerkahn says:

I’m impressed they sold 6.45 in his stuff, wait, did he buy his own stuff?

Someone from MollyGood needs to take the bullet for us and go see this musical if it ever gets made.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 5:22 pm
No. 26 Cait says:

Erm, no. I’m going to go with an adamant NO.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
No. 27 deimos says:

fuck that! i’d do alot of things for mollygood but i’d rather get shot 50 times then go see perez the musical. sorry guys i have to draw the line somewhere; this line starts with that bloated clown.

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
No. 28 Snoodle says:

That’s pathetic but not suprising really. Also, I agree with ‘Just Me’ up there, there are a lot of seriously racist/homophobic/generally bigotted and awful people on there :s…

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 7:43 pm
No. 29 Mark Mark says:

Ummmm….everyone knows that Perez is out and that Sister Mary Romano is in. Celebrityprayerlist.com is the new Perez honey and don’t forget it!

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 10:16 pm
No. 30 Santini says:

OMG I freaking love Sister Mary Romano!!!!

Posted: Jun 11, 2008 at 10:17 pm
No. 31 bella says:

this post has made my life worth living. thank you, jossip. i love you.

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 3:00 am
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