It is funny when you draw sperm on people's faces!
Jealous much?

Personally, I can't wait to get my own Perez Hilton sponsored Hello Kitty shower cap :-)

I hope he sells a line of hair dye too. I can't decide between douche bag blue of greasy skeeze orange.

By "draw" I assume you mean to bring forth. In which case, causing person A to emit ejaculate on person B's face is hilarious (and impressive). Otherwise, it is pretty stupid.

He's so dreamy.

Are we surprised this ginourmous douche-bag can only hock his wares at Hot Topic? The kindom of douche-baggers.

Spencer's gift's turned Perez down? OUCH!

EIGHTH BITCHES!!

do you hear that? that's the sound of one hand clapping.

oh, and of me killing myself in the face.

oh, that looks like the crazy homeless lady I living on the bench outside my office

Is it just me or is anyone else sick of non fashionable famous people (i use that word lightly) getting fashion shit. WHY WOULD I WANT TO LOOK LIKE PEREZ HILTON. If I wanted to look fat, ugly and color blind I could probably pull it off without spending 46 dollars on flipflops

Too true, April. I could just go back to my middle school days where I would wear my awesome teal socks. I can't believe my mother actually let me out of the house looking the way I did.

hahah.. i worked on this deal along with the heidiwood line. check out my blog for more details and other fun shit.

snacky, i still have a pair of teal socks that i bought when i was a freshman in high school.

in 1989.

true story. i don't lie about the life span of gap socks.

the socks are still awesome.

another true story.