In case you haven't heard, there is a war going on, and it's not in Iraq — it's waging between Perez Hilton and John Mayer. Perez accused John in this week's Life & Style and In Touch of making out with him in 2006. Yeah, he's just now bringing this up. Perez says he decided to spill the beans now because John has been saying mean things about him on his blog — which would normally serve as reason to be upset, except it's Perez Hilton.
John retaliated in an XM radio interview by correctly pointing out that Perez doesn't actually hate celebrities — he wants to be one. It's pretty obvious John isn't that bothered by Perez, and that should have been the end of the saga.
Except it's not. Now Us Weekly is promising a video showing Perez taking a lie detector test with an examiner from the worst television show in the world, Moment of Truth. Nobody really cares at this point whether or not it's true; the entertainment comes from watching Perez desperately try to stay in the limelight.
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Perez is making himself look bad…well, worse than he usually does. Who cares if John smooched him. Mayer is always doing things to draw attention, so he probably just wanted to make Perez (more) hot for him. It's obviously working. Perez evedintly has a hard-on over this whole "thing". Loser.
This is the most ridiculous closet promo for Moment of Truth in the entire fucking world. Wonder how much the show is paying those two assholes to fight?
so john mayer is kind of gay, i could have told you that a long time ago. moving on…
I bet you hags $100 John Mayer was born a woman and he'll be pregnant within the year with Perez's love child.
I guess being with Jessica Simpson lowered his standards more than I'd previously suspected.
Perez is being such a sleeze (well more so than normal).
If in fact this were true, he would have outed John years ago. Perez went after Lance Bass with such ferocity that Lance was forced "out" before he was really ready to make that statement public. If he and John really had fooled around, it would have been posted by Perez all over his website.
Ha ha ha! If you watch the video on Perez's site of him taking the polygraph test, he fails the question "are you just doing this for publicity." (FYI: he said, no, which was false.)
Another lame attempt at publicity by the biggest male whore out there.