On Friday, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will turn 22 years old. We're assuming you would like to send gifts to the twins, so PETA has a great suggestion: Cut off some of your hair and mail it to the girls with a note reading, "Please, use my hair instead of the animals'. Happy birthday." Because that's not creepy at all.
But according to one of the PETA crazies, it's totally justified:
Mary-Kate and Ashley are old enough now to know that fur doesn't grow on trees. … We hope that on their birthday, they will take a moment to think about the many animals who won't live to see another birthday thanks to the twins' abominable taste in clothes.
Call us crazy, but if the twins haven't responded to years of nagging and the Trollsen Twins Web site, it's doubtful they're going to suddenly have a moment of revelation after receiving a bunch of creepy hair dolls in the mail.
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"Mary-Kate and Ashley are old enough now to know that fur doesn’t grow on trees"
And hair does? Not counting Bea Arthur?
I can't believe PETA thinks these two actually open their own mail. Silly, silly PETA.
I would send them my hair but due to an unrelated court order I am no longer allowed to body part 'gifts' to women.
PETA bugs.
I would send them my hair but due to an unrelated court order I am no longer allowed to *mail* body part ‘gifts’ to women.
I don't care if they are 22, these weird freak-children make the Golden Girls look like a bunch of teen chicken heads. I don't get them at all. I know they spend like Taiwan's GNP on clothes every year, but they don't look fashionable, they just look weird!!! Like that crazy old bat from Great Expectations or something, except for there are two of them.
so we should send the olsens more hair they'll never wash?
peta sucks…..why do they have to push their shit down everyone's throats.
I happen to be one of those that sent the Trollsen Twins hair. I stand behind PETA and what they are doing 100% and I assume that people who think that what we do is a bunch of 'sh*t' obviously doesn't give a crud about the animals that are murdered just so that people can look "beautiful". People who wear fur are the ugliest people of all. No animal should have to sacrifice their lives so that people can wear them
The 2 girls are Cute.