Untouchables

Charming, musically inclined junkie Pete Doherty was voted “Hero of the Year” by readers of NME magazine. As as testament to his heroism, Doherty played an entire set at London’s Rhythm Factory the night before the award ceremony, despite being afflicted with a visible, gushing nosebleed. Which, of course, was due to “a scrap with his cat,” not prodigious amounts of good cocaine.

Feb 29, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 24 Responses
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Comments (24)

No. 1 rumor has it says:

He looks like how I feel when looking at his picture.

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 2:40 pm
No. 2 mae says:

Just because he had a little nose bleed doesn’t mean he’s still using…………………………………..

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 2:45 pm
No. 3 chelsea says:

??MALE DEATHWATCH ANYONE?

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 2:45 pm
No. 4 !!!!!! says:

can someone please get him on an episode of a&e’s intervention already??!! the kid looks nasty as hell & his teeth are equally terrifying!!

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 2:51 pm
No. 5 citmyway says:

someone needs to tell him drugs are bad for ya……..

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 2:52 pm
No. 6 maria says:

I’d hit it.

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 2:53 pm
No. 7 vagarious says:

his music is awesome, can’t deny it, sorry

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 2:55 pm
No. 8 cooter is grumpy says:

I just want to know how Chelsea got her question mark upside down.

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 3:41 pm
No. 9 janice says:

Spanish language keyboards. I’m jealous. Stupid English keyboards, with their upright question marks.

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 3:44 pm
No. 10 Helen Skor says:

Maybe the readers of NME got confused and thought they were voting for the “Heroin of the Year,” not to be confused with the “Heroine of the Year” or the “Hermione of the Year.”

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm
No. 11 deimos says:

yes! i needed a new pete picture to chase my step brother with. that kid will never do drugs after being chased around with pictures of this guy.

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 5:42 pm
No. 12 jujubees says:

Well of course his kitty slashed his nose. He gets it all hooked on the crack and then doesn’t share. I’d cut that bitch too.

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 5:59 pm
No. 13 mae says:

cooter
start menu -> accessories -> system tools -> character map

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 9:56 pm
No. 14 kellygrrrl says:

Chelsea - Donde esta the Latin Font?

Dang! I’m still looking for the Sarcastic Font, as well.

I need a techie.

oh, and Pete — thank God there is someone still trying to make Amy Wino look good.

Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 11:32 pm
No. 15 Luz says:

or, alt168 ??

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 12:44 am
No. 16 Steve N Allen says:

I wish I was there to see the moment the Hero Of The Year was announced. They open the envelope and they say, “It’s Pete Doherty.”

And at the back of the room Batman stands up, throws down his napkin and storms out, shouting, “This is bull****!”

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 8:42 am
No. 17 cooter is grumpy says:

Thanks mae! At first I thought you were calling me names….I may be a character and a tool & I’m sure I’ve been an accessory at some point but no one has ever called me a start menu!

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 9:56 am
No. 18 chelsea says:

SPANISH KEY BOARD

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 9:56 am
No. 19 chelsea says:

AMY ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD TO ME

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 9:57 am
No. 20 Sugar's B-day party taxi service says:

I think it’s a toss up between Amy and Pete in Deathwatch. Judging from this pic Pete’s taking the lead.

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 10:28 am
No. 21 queencrone says:

Beautifully done, Steve N Allen! :-)

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 1:42 pm
No. 22 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Of course it was a scrap with his kitty. The cat was going for the residual “matter” underneath, and in the air passages of Pete’s nose. Everyone knows that, if anything, Pete always tells the truth. It was a scrap with his cat.

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 11:40 pm
No. 23 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Oh … and I hate batman. He is soooo judgmental and pretentious. I know for a fact he is not British… is he American? Or Pretend?

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 11:46 pm
No. 24 jujubees says:

BUT NOT THE BALE! BATMAN. Just the Val Kilmer Batman. BALE! Batman is the hot.

Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 12:12 pm
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