Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, the KP Nuts lovebirds up above, are set to be wed this year on the condition that Doherty stop being such a junkie loser.

Doherty, who's battled heroin and crack addiction for years, writes in his new memoir that, "Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead. Huzzah!" The tome, "The Books of Albion," also includes a love note from Moss revealing how mesmerized she is by Doherty: "You have touched my heart and soul you little fucker . . . You make me high my sweet.

Probably best to avoid the drug analogies when writing love notes to your crackhead boyfriend who's trying to kick. It's like saying you're love drunk to an alcoholic.

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