Which of Britney's personalities would I be dealing with?

Wow, Whitney, that is one helluva a question! And so, so cruel. The least worst of three evils? hmmm, ha, I'm with FMcB-I'd like to spend it with the one of Britney's personalities that talks with the english accent… yep, that one!

Hmm, this would mean I was close enough to kick one of them in the face…now I'll have to think about it.

I'm afraid I'd have to kick the pink wigged Brit in the teeth.

Although come to think of it, she may be fun to party with.

They are all diseased, but I'm going with Britney. Paris is just evil and is dumb. The forced conversation is almost more torture than being subjected to her ({}). Li-lo will spend YOUR money, and be an alpha-bitch. Also, I bet she is into BSDM. Britney will party, get naked, yell and then forget to sex you up, while spending boatloads on your party.

I'd hang with Paris based soley on the fact that she could probably hook me up with some really killer hydro.

I'm going to have to go with Lohan. Red-haired Lohan; not the NJ truck-stop hooker blonde Lohan.

I'm going with the midget Paris just gave birth to.

George W. Bush.

Woah, Kitch, that is quite a condemnation! Am I dense, or have you been absent for afew weeks? I was going to say Hi yesterday, but then I felt self-concious.

I'm leaning towards Britney.
1) You know she's probably not going to try to physically fight you.
2) She probably pays for everything.
3) No matter how bombed you are, you get to be the "sober one" all night. And the attractive one. And the good-smelling one. And the articulate one. Wait… why did I choose Britney again?

Sug, I have better weed than Paris. It seriously cracked me up with I looked at my stash and compared it to a pic of hers (at least from what I've seen of her stash when she runs around with it in her purse.) Mine is green and fluffy and smells piney and yummy, and I'm totally going to my car to toke up.
Fuck these hags. I'm hanging with Mr. Green.

I too will side with Britney for the following reasons:

1. Frappuccino's. You know girl knows about some secret menu

2. Mercedes. She seems to buy everyone who is in her life for more than an hour a car. I want a new one

3. Pills. She's got a boat load. If she drives me too crazy I can just pop a few and go sit in my Mercedes and sip my Frap.

4. Mom's cooking. You don't live in Loisiana without knowing how to make gumbo.

britney for sure. we could run around and scream "i don't know who you think i am bitch but i'm not that person!"…it would be grand. afterwards, we could go to starbucks and then run over paps, good times will be had by all.

PARIS HANDS DOWN

First, i just need to say that No.14—-You are classic!!!

However, i will have to disagree with you. I would pick LiLo, hands down.

Paris is a dirty loser. Period. I don't wanna catch anything, and you know its air-born around her. Ewww..

Britney has mental issues, and really, who's got the time?

LiLo prob can score the best drugs around, and get us into any place we want. She might wanna spend all my money, but i'm sure if you point her to someone in the room, she can milk that person for both of us…and i think she's better looking than both the other two…

whew, just trying to imagine spending time with any of these girls has me exhausted.

Lohan. She probably has access to the best parties and blow, and I wouldn't last the night without killing Paris and Britney. Hey wait, that might be fun.

britney. i'm sure i could get a new car and a new puppy out of it.

I'm going with the Frap.

Okay…. I'm changing mine. I wanna hang out with LAL!

Who will get me home by 9 pm? I have to catch Law and Order.

DUNK DUNK!

I would be worried that Paris would try to sleep with my man or one of her cooter buggies would try and escape the temple of doom that is her vagina and hop in my purse for a ticket to freedom.

With Lohan, I would always have to watch my wallet because she has now replaced Columbian marching powder with Fendi and Gucci couture.

Britney.. I will have her walking straight while chewing gum and completely lucid by the end of the day. She will be such a changed person even her parents will deny her linage to their clan. It's up to the best surgeons in the land to wipe the alarming signs of sheer terror from her face but that downside in reality is part of the cure. Don't ask how.. but trust me..

I know this post is late for Valentines Day….but in the end I've made my final decision…it has to be Britney for me…. her alluring aroma of Cheetos,hydro and Fish Fingers would be simply …irresistable.

I SAY PARIS BECAUSE , WHEN YOU SEE PICTURES OF BRITNEY AND LOHAN THEY ALMOST ALWAYS ALONE IN THE PICTURE, WITH PARIS SHE ALMOST ALWAYS WITH SOMEONE ELSE. SO YOU WOULD AT LEAST GET SOME FAME FROM IT. YOU MIGHT EVEN BE ON http://www.mollygood.com

I'd deflower Gary Coleman- at least I'd come out of it with my dignity and no need for massive doses of Valtrex, antibiotics and antifungal cream.

Your mama: I think the dignity part is arguable. :)

It's like asking who you want to get a STD from first?