Oh my GOD. Where do I get one? That is the funniest thing I have seen in… forever. Thanks, Cord.

I also feel like drunken Hawaii-Chairing would be the most fun thing ever.

It looks like it will either make you vomit or have an orgasm.

I thought the one guy said "this feels great on my ass"….um abs?

I thought so too! It was about to turn into one of those infomercials hosted by porn stars for a minute.

Why are you changing your name cooter?

Google cooter49….there is another one (my luck) and lets just say she's looking for love.

I was thinking cooter-bug, but that just sounds like I have crabs!

Where's the 6" pole in center to sit on

Yes, cooter, also, how will I recognize you?

Hey cooter! I googled "cooter49" and all I got were your genius Mollygood posts. You're famous! :)

I'm famous-he he. When I did it the first thing that came up was a lady (I"m not going to say anything bad-we share a name) on an online dating service!

Any ideas? This could be fun.

Oh dear, yes, there she is. But cooter, she is looking for a "fro friendship". That sounds nice.

Exactly. She frightened me.

cooter how about winehouse as a new name. please don't attack me it's just a joke

Thats funny Chelsea, and I do like wine. I've been wracking my brain trying to think of something with cooter in it. I got nothin.

I can't think of anything either, cooter. I just so liked cooter49. But I hear you on that lady. She's a little frightening. I contacted her about cocktails though.

Jesus that was funny as hell.

Chelsea: now I feel bad that you are worried we won't get your jokes.

Anyways, Cooter, go with Cooter Brown. Or Cooter'sGhost, or MydeadcatCooter. I like Cooter Brown - it reminds me of Doo Doo Brown.

I just hope whatever you pick will be easy for me to type while drunk. :-)

PUT IT IN AUTO FILL queencrone

Oh I really like mydeadcatcooter. Thanks Lisa! Why didnt I think of that?

And Chelsea we wont attack you unless you yell first.

So janice you guys are going to hook up? :)

You can still call me cooter qc!

I don't know. I hope so cooter, I sure do. Love will find a way. PS, she's a redhead. Fierce.

I also like Cooter Brown, but I think mostly cause Cooter B has a sweet ring to it.

What about Cootertastic? I kinda like it! LOL

Too late Nicolyn!

how about you've been cootered

that's good too

You'll have to ask her if thats out of a bottle or not janice. It is lovely.

Chelsea, now that is a good idea.

Thanks cooter! It will be like a nickname now.

Oh I like that too chelsea. Damn I might have to change it weekly!

Maybe I should change my name. I could see if you all recognise me.

I like how cootered sounds like neutered. You've been cootered!

I think as long as you keep Cooter somehwere, we can figure it out.

Chelsea, I am going to look into auto fill. I'm not sure what it is.

Bet we would qc!

haahaha! The drunken ramblings would give it away?
Kind of like if I wore a wig, it would still be obvious?

Hey! There is nothing wrong with a little drunken ramblings! Its really funny the next day.

*rambling

Yeah, just look for someone boozing it up and talking to herself at midnight. That's QC! Also, referencing that you are old as dirt and beat your kids.

It's also awesome, when I wander onto Mollygood drunkish around 10ish, and you're here too! Nothing like some drunken Mollygooding. Loves it.

See, that would give it away, how many old as dirt tourist do we get, that also beat their kids.

(If I don't beat them first, they'll beat me. Survival of the fittest.)

I usually wake up the next day and think,
Oh good LORD. I can't go to mollygood for a couple of days now. Got to let that die down.

:-)

I am always late because I am 5 hrs behind the east coast but, OMG that is hilarious! There is no way in heck that someone can sit there and work with their a$$ moving like that constantly, crazy-selling-$hit-on-tv-people!

I swear it is just an elaborate vibrator, disguised as a work out tool. Like way back when, if a woman was diagnosed with hysteria, she would go to the doctor, and he would vibrate those hysterics right out of her. So, just like that, but at work.

If I was around way back when, I'd have to be at the doctor's all the time with hysteria.

Why didn't the husband's of that day ever play doctor?

Not that I know anything about that kind of dirty crap. DIRTY!!!! But, does this have any vibrating pears and reverse spin action???? And if I order this will it come in a discreet package. Not for me.

How in godsname are these people not orgasming all over the place? After 5 minutes I'd be spent and passed out on the floor next to it.

It takes a little more effort than a chair spining
my ass in a small circle to get me there. That is a very good and creative start though.

I will need a much slower pace at first. Does the chair talk in sweet, sensual, soothing tones?

Where are we going for dinner? These are the important things to know.

See, sugarbear, you can't give in to any old chair. Be selective.