Opposites Attract, Have Detractors
This upsets us for reasons we can only feel, not describe:
…as he browsed at Kari Feinstein’s suite at Social Hollywood in LA last week, [Jeremy Piven] was forced to come clean about the identity of his “brunette and curvy” lady friend because he didn’t know her size. He finally told the clerk the dresses were for [Dita] Von Teese…Von Teese’s lawyer, Keith Fink, told us Piven has seen her performance and he shyly said hello to her when he ran into her at an LA newsstand right before he bought the dresses. “She is single, and she’s not dating, so he should step up to the plate because there’s a lot of guys interested,” said Fink.
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She needs to step into the ladies room and scrub her face clean. I’m sure she is lovely under all that makeup. She would scare the hell out of me if I ran into her in a dark alley.
i dont think that is makeup, i think its her face, becuase Cord only likes women who are natural, and cord loves dita, thus dita is natural.
“A shy failure is nobler than an immodest success”
-gibran?
She’s just like the girl next door that was married to Marilyn Manson. Kind of scary.
What did this woman do to piss of God? First Manson, now Piven. I can’t help but feel bad for her.
Judge me if you must, but I have a fondness for Piven and his tendencies to be a dirty, manwhorish, asshole with Napoleonic tendencies. I’d totally do him, no question.
I’ve seen pics of her without makeup, and I can honestly say, I was jealous.
If I don’t leave the house at least wearing shine-control moisturizer and a little bit of mascara, I look like a sullen 13 year-old going through puberty.
Ditto, yourmom. In a heartbeat. I remember PCU with fondness…
“PCU” was genius.
GENIUS.
Plus, he was only semi-douchey in “Say Anything.”
I will lose all respect for her if she hooks up with him. Piven is the kind of guy you hook up with if you are absolutely positive no one will ever find out.
OH GAWD, IT’S THAT DO-NOTHING FUGLY CHICK AGAIN THAT PEOPLE LIKE FOR NO REASON… MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAYYYYY….
Like her or no, she is hardly a “do-nothing.” She was a successful burlesque dancer before you ever heard of her, which I am guess was when she got together with Marilyn Manson.
ROCKABILLY AT IT’S FINEST
I think she looks fine but I just don’t like that her bangs resemble a weird chicken cutlet.
I would love to pull off the way she dresses. Classic hollywood glam is gorgeous, but it seems like a ridiculous amount of high maintenance.
Piven is dreaming if he thinks he has the slightest hope with her. He is the kind of guy that only has hopes with girls like Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt.
What are you talking about blah? She was married to Manson. I’d say she’s set the bar pretty low.
Yeah, if your willing to have sex with Marilyn Manson then you probably don’t care about things like hygiene.
Wow - you guys are right. I guess there is potential.
At least she and Manson could share make-up. That’s kind of a couple-y thing right? Just ask Ashlee Simpson.
Im gutted by the media that it only takes a B-rated actor to mention Ditas name, and already they are being paired… Piven has no class, besides if he seen her perform and met her in person, and still doesn’t know her size. Then he’s not man enough for her.
ha ha …Piven! what a cheep trick
I can only imagine that buying clothes for Dita is a difficult job. I’m assuming she’s a size two or four. Can you imagine going to a regular store and attempting to find pants for a size two that is as curvy as she is? Her waist may be one size and her hips a totally different number. Maybe that’s why she wears skirts so much.
RUN DITA! RUUUUUUN AND HIDE!
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Having adopted 2 animals from shelters, this story makes it sound like Piven’s out shopping for a new shelter pet. Hurry, there are lots of other people who’ve picked up her card and want to take her out on a leash for a trial run!
Maybe she can loan Piven some of her wigs.