Opposites Attract, Have Detractors

This upsets us for reasons we can only feel, not describe:

…as he browsed at Kari Feinstein’s suite at Social Hollywood in LA last week, [Jeremy Piven] was forced to come clean about the identity of his “brunette and curvy” lady friend because he didn’t know her size. He finally told the clerk the dresses were for [Dita] Von Teese…Von Teese’s lawyer, Keith Fink, told us Piven has seen her performance and he shyly said hello to her when he ran into her at an LA newsstand right before he bought the dresses. “She is single, and she’s not dating, so he should step up to the plate because there’s a lot of guys interested,” said Fink.

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Jan 17, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 26 Responses
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Comments (26)

No. 1 cooter49 says:

She needs to step into the ladies room and scrub her face clean. I’m sure she is lovely under all that makeup. She would scare the hell out of me if I ran into her in a dark alley.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 10:38 am
No. 2 April says:

i dont think that is makeup, i think its her face, becuase Cord only likes women who are natural, and cord loves dita, thus dita is natural.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 10:53 am
No. 3 maria says:

???A shy failure is nobler than an immodest success???

-gibran?

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 10:58 am
No. 4 Mr. T says:

She’s just like the girl next door that was married to Marilyn Manson. Kind of scary.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 10:59 am
No. 5 kerryberry says:

What did this woman do to piss of God? First Manson, now Piven. I can’t help but feel bad for her.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 11:00 am
No. 6 yourmom says:

Judge me if you must, but I have a fondness for Piven and his tendencies to be a dirty, manwhorish, asshole with Napoleonic tendencies. I’d totally do him, no question.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 11:29 am
No. 7 Cait says:

I’ve seen pics of her without makeup, and I can honestly say, I was jealous.

If I don’t leave the house at least wearing shine-control moisturizer and a little bit of mascara, I look like a sullen 13 year-old going through puberty.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 11:40 am
No. 8 Bodhi says:

Ditto, yourmom. In a heartbeat. I remember PCU with fondness…

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 11:42 am
No. 9 Cait says:

“PCU” was genius.

GENIUS.

Plus, he was only semi-douchey in “Say Anything.”

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 11:55 am
No. 10 mae says:

I will lose all respect for her if she hooks up with him. Piven is the kind of guy you hook up with if you are absolutely positive no one will ever find out.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 1:41 pm
No. 11 eeks says:

OH GAWD, IT’S THAT DO-NOTHING FUGLY CHICK AGAIN THAT PEOPLE LIKE FOR NO REASON… MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAYYYYY….

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 2:16 pm
No. 12 Lisa(#1) says:

Like her or no, she is hardly a “do-nothing.” She was a successful burlesque dancer before you ever heard of her, which I am guess was when she got together with Marilyn Manson.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 2:39 pm
No. 13 chelsea says:

ROCKABILLY AT IT’S FINEST

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 2:48 pm
No. 14 jujubees says:

I think she looks fine but I just don’t like that her bangs resemble a weird chicken cutlet.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm
No. 15 blah says:

I would love to pull off the way she dresses. Classic hollywood glam is gorgeous, but it seems like a ridiculous amount of high maintenance.

Piven is dreaming if he thinks he has the slightest hope with her. He is the kind of guy that only has hopes with girls like Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 6:23 pm
No. 16 Pastafarian says:

What are you talking about blah? She was married to Manson. I’d say she’s set the bar pretty low.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 8:00 pm
No. 17 jujubees says:

Yeah, if your willing to have sex with Marilyn Manson then you probably don’t care about things like hygiene.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 8:28 pm
No. 18 blah says:

Wow - you guys are right. I guess there is potential.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 8:57 pm
No. 19 blah says:

At least she and Manson could share make-up. That’s kind of a couple-y thing right? Just ask Ashlee Simpson.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 9:05 pm
No. 20 Master B says:

Im gutted by the media that it only takes a B-rated actor to mention Ditas name, and already they are being paired… Piven has no class, besides if he seen her perform and met her in person, and still doesn’t know her size. Then he’s not man enough for her.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 11:41 pm
No. 21 Storken says:

ha ha …Piven! what a cheep trick

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 11:50 pm
No. 22 blah says:

I can only imagine that buying clothes for Dita is a difficult job. I’m assuming she’s a size two or four. Can you imagine going to a regular store and attempting to find pants for a size two that is as curvy as she is? Her waist may be one size and her hips a totally different number. Maybe that’s why she wears skirts so much.

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 9:47 am
No. 23 OH-NO! says:

RUN DITA! RUUUUUUN AND HIDE!

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 4:13 pm
No. 24 DylanRose says:

I love her hair! It’s fabulous! Everyone should check out my upcoming show with my fabulous friends!! It premieres January 28th. Check out my website! http://www.myspace.com/dylanlovejd or http://www.lovejd.tv

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 10:43 pm
No. 25 Foldout couch says:

Having adopted 2 animals from shelters, this story makes it sound like Piven’s out shopping for a new shelter pet. Hurry, there are lots of other people who’ve picked up her card and want to take her out on a leash for a trial run!

Posted: Jan 21, 2008 at 3:36 pm
No. 26 Hot Dog says:

Maybe she can loan Piven some of her wigs.

Posted: Jan 21, 2008 at 3:37 pm
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