After hours spent poring over pictures of bare breasts, Patrick Mallucci, a British cosmetic surgeon, says he has discovered the formula for the perfect boob.
The key aesthetic elements are nipple position and the proportion between the upper and lower halves of the breast, he said.
“The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top.”
His calculations complete, Mallucci then objectively rated the breasts of busty celebrities. According to the doctor, the best pair belongs to a model named Caprice. The worst set, he say, is that of ex-pat tart Victoria Beckham, which will undoubtedly be a major blow to such a majorly damaged self-esteem! Major!
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I refuse to accept this post as anything more than a big FU to the rebellion brewing in the other thread.
So true. BUt I do heart her purse and shoes.
Hurry, get back over there, it’s starting. PS, Suck it Cord, again, some more.
Revolucion!
Viva COMMIES
It is spelt may-jah, thankyouverymuch. Streching out the ‘y-ja’ part.
The SHOES! They are MAY-JAH!
Wow that’s one pathetic attempt to detract from the lack of freaking Commies.
DOLPHIN CALLS!
Has this doctor done indepth studieson nipple placement? I need a tape measure.
Does anyone else think it’s a big fat “duh” that perfect boobs would have proper nipple placement and upper-to-lower half balance?
Obviously a nipple on the side is not good placement.
I thought the perfect nipple placement was completely removed from the breast, preferably on the kneecap. No?
Here I thought they went on your elbow.
I think as long as they’re not on the breast, you’re ahead of the game.
very large grapes. i feel as if the skin will burst at any moment.
Wow, a man whose livelihood depends on his ability to convince women they’re inadequate claims to be expert on the subject of what a “perfect” breast looks like?!?
Oh God she looks like a man in drag with that huge head and face and pig nose. She has got to be the slaziest looking woman.