Hef wins! Hef wins!
Despite Holly Madison trying her hardest to get pornography magnate Hugh Hefner to either impregnate her or marry her, and thus give her access to all the riches that thousands of pictures of fake breasts have amassed, the old man has proven unwilling or unable on both accounts. Now what to do, Holly?
"I need a Hef-esque sperm donor who's a creative genius, totally hott [sic] and has dark hair." (Adoption is not in consideration.)
Because that's not a weird request at all.
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Of course he's unable to marry her. He's not divorced from his wife, just separated.
Oh come on! We all know that this man would ejaculate dust.
@ blah.
commie.
@ stm @ blah: I second that. :-)
Doesn't sweet Holly realize that she is the icing on the cake? Brigette gets that, and said as much.
Have fun with the hors d'oeuveres. Don't make this your main meal, Holly.
Hef needs to knock her out and get her tubes tied!
To bad his sons are so young,right Holly!?
That plastic whore is beyond desperate.
That is smart of him and is an obvious test about her gold digging ways.
blah, after reading your comment, all I could think of were sea monkeys. And now I'm disturbed.