Slightly more real Real Doll, Jenna Jameson, is reportedly the sad owner of a vagina that's a little worse for the wear.
X-rated flick chick Jenna Jameson has annoyed Hollywood heavyweights who want to turn her best-selling book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie. "She hasn't been showing up for meetings" with a major production company interested in "Porn Star," a source claims.
But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done "down there" - and is not pleased with it.
"She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy," said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, "she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie," which would be a mainstream production.
When the person your biopic's going to be glamorizing isn't showing up for shit because her vagina's been pummeled into oblivion, thus leading her to get a surgery normally reserved for women who have had multiple children, perhaps it's time to rethink the necessity of the project.
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"She's holed up"???? Whoever approved that Press Release should be fired.
Maybe now she just has two assholes.
Some things I just don't need to know. Ick.
I am so confused…I do not know whether to puke or laugh.
I'm not a Jenna Jameson fan but I'm intelligent enough to realize that this vaginoplasty is probably just a hateful rumor propagated by her hateful ex-husband.
And the expression "pummeled into oblivion" to describe her vagina is almost as hateful.
Do you hate sex that much, Cord?
Oh Mina! Take yer safe search off, and do a Google search for Jenna's work history. Years of DVDA and gangbangs can make for one sloppity and floppity slice of heaven.
Nail in the coffin. She is now the female equivalent of Michael Jackson.
Yeah Mina she's the Queen of Pornstars not frickin' Mother Teresa…but I wouldnt' put this stunt past her douchebag ex husband either. Lesson? DON'T MARRY PORN PEOPLE.
"…Sloppity and floppity slice of heaven."
Oh my goodness, I love that description.
What in the world is a vaginoplasty?
B, heard of rhinoplasty? (nose jobs)
Well… :)
God I hope Jenna puts some weight back on sometime soon. Yeah, she's the queen of porn but at least she used to be hot!!
Krista- yeah she was a hottie, and I am a white-bread boring straight girl…she's pretty business savvy too, even if it is in porn…I wonder why she's really dropped the weight?
Sick? Anorexia? Stress? Drugs?
"Holed up" and "pulled the plug"?
This press release sounds like it was worded as a joke.
Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, what happened girlfriend? She used to be the hotness and now she looks like Donald Duck's wife.
hahahahaha
Vaginoplasty? Seriously? That's a real thing?
In her book she talks about having a crazy drug problem.. old habits die hard?
Thanks for the clarification, Krista. :)
Gross.
Just a little FYI for all of ya. I'm not a huge Jenna fan but I have read her book, and you would be surprised by alot of the information in there. In reality.. she has only slept with 15 men in the porn industry. She chooses who she works with. She only does a movie maybe 6 - 7 times a year… so really its not all that much. Sure being a porn star is a less than ideal career, but she sure is raking the cash in! Granted, she sure looks worse for the wear lately.
Not sure if I belive the whole vaginoplasty rumor either.
"Gorgeous Blonde"? She looks like a shaved rat escaped from a cosmetic test lab. I don't see a single hole, refurbished or not, on that creature that I would stick my bad thing into.
By the way:
Shut the **** UP, you need some serious reality counseling.
Can someone clarify what a vaginoplasty is, she's trying to shrink her vagina back down to the right size? is that what's going on? it got stretched out?
She used to be so hot. I said it before but all the good plastic surgeons are either dead or retired. And I know white guys like skinny girls but damn is she on crack? Eat a sandwich PLEASE!!!!!
At this point, she probably has to use bowling balls as ben-wa balls
Nina:
"Vaginoplasty" is a general term for any reconstructive or cosmetic surgical procedure performed on a twat (for example, Michael Jackson).
i believe it's a fairly common procedure, especially for women who have children in rapid fire order (Britney). The sloppity floppity slice of heaven (I love that phrase by the way) is like a rubber band that's been stretched to far so the doctors go in a make it tight again.
Labiaplasty - $4500
Vaginoplasty - $5500
Being able to get your teenage poon back, well, $10,000.
OR, Tito has a teenie-weenie and Jenna needs to make him feel special. you know, all shiny and new.
I know one person whose vagina is definitely more pummeled than Jenna's.
http://www.damnimcute.com/hoeb.....t-no-more/
She been takin dick just too dam long for it to be all beat up like that. I never heard of a woman even having it done I thought it happen when trannys got it