Just because Carrie Underwood, Desperate Housewives and Pirates of the Caribbean are all really popular right now doesn't mean you should give country, soccer mom pirate a try. You'll end up looking like a redneck thief with no life, and that's not very cool.
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Wow.
Ummm…at least she's wearing different boots now??!!
At least she's airing her feet out now!
This girl has no sense of fashion–whatsoever! Britney stages a "comeback"–Yeah right!
UGH! Why!?!
Britney Spears esta como una vaca burra ¡con lo buena k estaba antes k el macarra de su marido la chuleara!¡pobre niña rica!
Seriously. What is her major malfunction NOW?? Is she trying to show that her calves aren't fat?? Airing out her skanky feet?? Getting ready to play 'this little britney went to market'?? She needs help FAST. Someone save her.
She's the furthest thing in the world from a soccer mom. You have to actually spend time and be involved and love your children to be considered a "soccer mom"
I am proud to consider myself one
There is SO a puss(y) in boots joke here…somewhere.