What Up with That Dog?

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Behold: those hairlines. And those matching moles beneath their right eyes!

Apparently, W considers these two "Hollywood's Hot New Duo," though the photo accompanying the text tells a different story, one of Hollywood's cruelest Robert Palmer fans?

Feb 12, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 16 Responses
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  • Comments (16)

    No. 1 mae says:

    Seriously, what is up with that dog?
    ScarJo is hogging the photo. Natalie is a far superior actress. When will Hollywood realise that much like the Jessicas, ScarJo is just a "pretty" face and pair of jugs?

    ScarJo vs. Natalie in a THUNDERDOME Act off. And they must perform a piece by Shakespeare.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 11:54 am
    No. 2 Lily the Pink says:

    Mae: To be fair, she may be hogging the photo, but they have made her look uglier.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 11:58 am
    No. 3 mae says:

    True story, Lily. I thought dark eyes and dark lips is a huge No-No?

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    No. 4 Lisa(#1) says:

    Oh, I feel so bad for ScarJo. Even with her tits pushed up, a dog and most of the photo - she is pretty much invisible next to Natalie. Natalie's so purdie.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    No. 5 yourmom says:

    I don't feel bad for ScarJo…I don't think being the second prettiest girl in that picture is that depressing.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    No. 6 mae says:

    I've had a couple people tell me I look like ScarJo. I didn't take it as a compliment. I just don't find her attractive at all. Nor, did I ever get the Angelina Jolie thing.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    No. 7 Lisa(#1) says:

    yourmom: Well, most people in the pic would be teh second prettiest. It is more about all that effort to be the main focus and she just isn't.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    No. 8 cooter brown says:

    My husband always says she reminds him of me…I dont take it as a compliment either. My little fried eggs are a joke compaired to those knockers. Maybe he's just trying to be nice?

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    No. 9 mae says:

    I look at it this way, when she's 60 those things will be bowling pins attached to her chest.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    No. 10 cooter brown says:

    That she can sling over her shoulder when they get in the way.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    No. 11 estoye says:

    You might as well face it, your Addicted To Love.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    No. 12 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Unfortunately I'd be the 4th cutest… right behind the puppy.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    No. 13 Lisa(#1) says:

    I might be 5th. That big-ass, orange "W" is pretty adorable.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    I'm totally hotter than Tom Wilkinson.

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    No. 15 boo hoo says:

    mmm, nat is pree-tier BUT yo-hanson is sexier??

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    No. 16 saddy-pants says:

    I like Scaerlett…and this cover. It is mix of eighties and jabbing at celebutard girls. whatevs, I think they look cool.

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 8:19 am
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