It could be because I just woke up, or because I'm a natural blonde, but I don't get it.

i don't get it either.

Who cares if she's being made fun of?…I know Posh doesn't because she got a nice paycheck for that Marc Jacobs ad..

What is on her head??

I'm not sure how she's being made fun of. This is a man who dressed up as a camel toe for a costume party. I don't think he's mocking her, I just think this is his sense of humor. Perfume advertised on a crotch and for fun there was the perfume on a guys ass.

I think it's sort of brilliant in its subtle humor. I'm a big fan of both these crazies though.

These are the best pictures I have ever seen of her. Especially the one you can't see her face.

Why will no one pay me to pop out of a shopping bag?

She looks like a Doctor Seuss character.

I do not like Posh Spice and Becks.
I'd like to snap her skinny neck.
I do not like her in a bag.
I do not like her. Sorry hags.

No tell us who you feel Sugar Magnolia
DON' SPARE US

HOW

Oh no, chelsea's passed out on the keyboard again.

I'M BACK
DEFENDING THE THIN

It's the shoes! She doesn't know that he only put her in those shoes because their the ugliest things on the planet - THAT's the joke! He's all "here Posh, these are TOTALLY cool and hip. I want you to wear them!" and she's all "Majuh!"
Idiot.

"Defending the thin" you my dear are a total fucking whack job!

I HEAR ALL YOU HIPPIES WERE LOVE CHILDREN
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HATE. PEACE, LOVE, DOPE, SEX,

chill chels… I was doing a Seuss-esque tribute. True story.

Sugar Magnolia, brilliant! That's better than Haiku.

Waiter, could we get a glass of water over here, and could someone feed chels her meds?

LOW FAT MEDS PLEASE

I guess I should actually comment on the topic since I meant to earlier today. I actually like the ad. It's whimsical and shows me that either she's delusional or can make fun of herself, which is not her reputation. Granted, I like the photo without her face better, and I still won't buy anything from Marc Jacobs because he's not yet on the list of Fur-Free designers, and I like animals better than I like him.

I AGREE NICE AD

Low fat is for fatties. I'll have fat free.

Juju, I just don't eat. It makes it so much easier. What if there are some yicky vitamins or nasty nutrients in one of my non-fat food products? I just can't afford that. Enjoy your vitamins, fatty.

you really have to be careful these days. they try to sneak nutrients into everything. nothing is sacred, not even water.

I'll have a double helping of air please. How many calories are in oxygen?

I don't know if there are calories, but if you breathe too much of it, you get wicked oxygen bloat. That's how you know someone's a glutton. You need to use self-restraint, like one breath a minute is about right. Not too deep, though.

point taken jujubees no fat
there is calories in air when breathing near food being cooked
the next law for amercans second hand calories

I wonder if I can buy diet air. it can't be any more expensive than Kabbalah water.

HYPERVENTILATORS ARE THE TRUE GLUTTONS

THEY JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH

Lily, I can sell you some of my diet air. I keep it in a hyperbaric chamber at no less than 10 km away from all food sources for a period of 3 years. Then I have 10 anorexics pray over it, and burn a size zero dress as a sacrifice. It's $1,000 a canister, but it's blessed. And you'll get fat on normal air, so you need it.

DOUBLE ZEROS ANA'S ARE THE REAL THING

I DO UNDERSTAND JANICE YOUAER NOT USING IT ANYWAY

oh, zing, Janice. If I am not correct, Chelsea just called you fat. You'd bettter get to spin class.

Shit, maybe she's right. I did breathe twice just now. I'm such an oxygen hog.

And I think my neighbor is cooking. I can feel the calories in the air. No more breathing. That's it.

NO SHAME IN THAT
THE ONLY SHAME IS BEING THIN

There is this little button, usually on the side of your computer. Its called CAPS LOCK button. Dont break a boney finger hitting it.

I just got back from lunch where I had chile con carne and a big bowl of salsa. YUMMY!

Screw all that diet air crap.

I'M LAZY

I had a nice yummy, greasy hotdog with chili, cheese and chips on the side.

Oh God, now I'm gonna have to go stick a finger down my throat. No willpower.

I had Indian…lots of fried lentils and meat.

make sure you wash your hands first… germs are calories too

IT SHOW'S COOTER49

Germs ARE calories. I'm trying to develop a calorie-free germ, so you get all the weight-loss benefit of the sickness, sweating, and coughing, without having to ingest any actual substance.

IF MAMA CAS SHARE HER SANDWICH WITH KAREN CARPENTER THEY BOTH BE ALIVE TODAY

chelsea, taking off your caps lock and hitting the shift key burns calories; you should should try it. I also recommend the addition of punctuation marks. You might burn an extra 10-20 calories a day this way.

If you eat something and belch then do you get double the calories? Think about that.

i love you guys! i lurk everyday just to get some great laughs from you all! You all have some wicked humor here.
BTW-i love the ads-just cause they are funny :)

I HAVE TO GO . I'M OFF TO A ALL YOU CAN EAT DINER
I GET IN FOR FREE . THEY KNOW IT WON'T COST THEM ANYTHING .IT'S GOOD P.R.FOR THEM HELPING THE ILL
FOR ME IT'S LIKE A A.A. MEETING

janice, $1000 a canister sounds like too little for it. The description brought tears to my eyes. I think all it needs is a celebrity endorsement and a "Rumple Approved" sticker and you've got a billion dollar idea.

You know, Cord and Jossip'ers. The hags get many compliments on the witty repartee. I'd like to think we are part of the allure of Mollygood. And probably on the flip side a deterrent from the first'ers. Can we not get some more bandwith or whatever it's called?

How about a hag spolight. Like, the hag of the day.

Hi, Im Janice and when I'm not taking a syringe to the ass in the middle of the night, I enjoy worshipping my naked mole rat got and reading in the nude.

I often wake up in the middle of the night wondering why I'm bleeding from the head but I'm pretty sure that's Tyra. I'm a people person and the worlds first cokewhore. And in a nutshell, that's me, Janice.

Something like that would be neat, like khaki pants. I'm just guessing that's what a day in the life of Janice is like. I'm pretty sure it's not that far off.

Jujubees, have you been spying on me again?

juju-you guys just need your own page, to write back and forth to each other so the rest of us can watch and wish we were all that quick on our toes-no I guess that would be fingers!I think you guys are a scream and the stuff wouldn't be half as good without all the commies to go along…..

and i like plaid pants much better than khaki's thank you

I have, Janice. Stop leaving the web cam on, "accidentally".

I don't think we can handle that kind of fame. I'd be the first to flash my junk. And I already have a starbucks problem.

Oh me too. My friend just recently got me hooked on $4 lattes. I haven't started into the flavour shots yet, but it can't be far behind. I am the world's first cokewhore and all, but I cannot handle those flavour shots. Just one, and I'm waist deep in strippers and stolen parking signs. I swear.

I was getting out of the Starbucks spiral and then they intro'd the new skinny lattes. 160 calories for a venti mocha latte. I can eat or I can just drink my lunch. Sipping is way easier than chewing.

Smoke your lunch juju… zero calories there.

And you burn all those calories pursing your lips around the cigarette.

uhm…yea… I was talking about cigarettes. sure.

<ZZZZZZZZ# ~~~~~
(cyber joint)

They aren't joints. THEY ARE HAND ROLLED. OK!

The papers add calories. I prefer a pipe.

i like the ad