Gag gift of a person Victoria Beckham has admitted to dating 80s movie star Corey Haim way back in 1995, before he was selling his teeth and before she was unsalvageable. But, the Spice Girl says she did not have sexual relations with that teen heartthrob.

‘We didn’t have sex or anything,’ she recalls. ‘In actual fact, he didn’t seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss.’

But Posh – who’s now married to David Beckham, 33, – says she wasn’t bothered.

‘Looking back it’s hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan,' she tells OK!

Now, everyone knows correlation does not equal causation, but we'd like to point out that Haim developed a nasty meth habit after dating Beckham. Just saying.