These two lovely fellows at left were arrested in Denver yesterday and then told police they were planning to assassinate Barack Obama during his acceptance speech Thursday at the Democratic National Convention. And yes, there were wigs and walkie talkies involved.

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Aug 26, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 11 Responses
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Comments (11)

No. 1 deimos says:

if you're going to try to assinate someone don't rock a vanilla ice haircut; that just screams search my bags.

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 9:59 am
No. 2 deimos says:

on a serious note, i hope they get their asses beat.

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 9:59 am
No. 3 Haydn says:

Somebody please get them to a stylist quickly. Seriously though, why do they always look like extras from Deliverance.

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 12:16 pm
No. 4 brenda walsh says:

Wigs? Like the kitty wigs? The blue one would go smashingly with a camo ensemble and some racist views.

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 12:18 pm
No. 5 jemms says:

these two twats are the poster example of what "An Assisin(sp?) looks like" and "What Happens when you drop out of the 8th grade" Good God, can you have any more of a cliche?

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 12:19 pm
No. 6 brenda walsh says:

Also, Haydn, you're correct. The one on the right looks like a chihuahua. Why are assassins always hid[eous]. David Duchovney told me that they were all male models…

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 12:19 pm
No. 7 kia says:

Cletus finally broke out of Springfield.

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 12:31 pm
No. 8 Kate says:

Ren and Stimpy personafied

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 12:37 pm
No. 9 brenda walsh says: Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm
No. 10 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

The wigs were made from roadkill.

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 12:43 pm
No. 11 sar says:

Damn you Madonna.

Posted: Aug 26, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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