A flight attendant suing Victoria Osteen (at right), wife of Joel Osteen and co-pastor of a mega-church in Texas, says Victoria assaulted her on a flight from Houston to Vail, Colorado after becoming enraged over a stain on her first-class seat.

[the woman] alleges Victoria Osteen threw her against a bathroom door and elbowed her in the left breast … According to court documents, [the woman] says that she suffers from anxiety and hemorrhoids because of the incident involving Victoria Osteen and said her faith was affected.

Hemorrhoids gained, a devotion to the Lord shaken to the core. Violence ruins lives, people!

Aug 8, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 22 Responses
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Comments (22)

No. 1 vagarious says:

You can claim someone else caused your hemorrhoids and sue for it? WOW!! Who knew 1. hemorrhoids were a result of assault (other than you know, the obviously nasty backdoor kind) and 2. that they are something you voluntarily take into open court. Money Money Money Money, MONEY!

And does anyone else find it rather funny they were supposedly fighting over a stain on a seat and the girl comes down with a pain in her seat? Looks like that Joel Osteen fellow is chuckling over it in the pic.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 7:28 am
No. 2 oscar says:

hmmm.. and they are who? file this under 'who gives a shit' lol
the internet has made celebrities out of everyone.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 9:06 am
No. 3 sar says:

Oscar, they're on national tv - they've been on larry king.

vagarious, that's perma-smile. he blinks, smiles big, and blinks some more. that's his deal.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 9:08 am
No. 4 cerebratious says:

Frankly vagarious, consenual backdoor assault is a beautiful thing.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 10:00 am
No. 5 ilnazhad says:

Oh… you mean "at left."
Gettin elbowed in the breast hurts big time. Especially at that time of the month (I'm refering to my PERIOD!!!).

oscar- The story's interesting. Sorry it doesn't involve Ashlee Simpson.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 10:01 am
No. 6 vagarious says:

Ha, I wasn't saying it wasn't cerebratious…I only meant that assault that way was of a particularly nasty way to assault someone.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 10:25 am
No. 7 ilnazhad says:

Oh… you mean "at right." I guess that was because of the… display problems? Whatever.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 10:32 am
No. 8 Lisa (#1) says:

Maybe Sherri Shepard can get Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer to lay hands on the flight attendant's hemorrohids and get her saved?

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 10:38 am
No. 9 maria says:

She needs to get her roots done.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 10:54 am
No. 10 queencrone says:

What is with these present day Stepford wives and this strange fierce eyes thing?

(I'm looking at YOU too, Cindy McCain…)

That's not how Tyra taught us.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 10:58 am
No. 11 yourmom says:

Don't look at Cindy McCain, queencrone!!! She'll steal your soul with those vacant eyes!

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 11:08 am
No. 12 chelsea says:

I guess she was a pain in the ass

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 12:37 pm
No. 13 Lisa (#1) says:

Heh heh heh. Nice.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 1:09 pm
No. 14 LatinSnatch says:

That is a pile(s) of crap!

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 1:47 pm
No. 15 chelsea says:

ok keep piling it on

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 4:09 pm
No. 16 nikko says:

What worthless comments! These two, the Olteens(christian jews?) have no business flying first class as christians, living in such affluence. Whata pathetic testimony, but like so many american televangelists, they're just lovers of $mammon$.Pathetic.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 5:31 pm
No. 17 debra hardin says:

Oh my goodness…How dare Vicoria push the attendant and cause her to suffer with hemmorhoids, these raisin type things not only bleed and burn with such pain, Victoria best be writing out one huge check for all the suffering this woman has been putting up with…and a punch to the breast??? this cut cause a tumor, or even cancer…..Pastor Osteen needs to put limits to his wife whom is running like a dog on the loose! She needs a tighter leash!!!! Im sure HER CHURCH WILL NOT HAVE A PROBLEM DISHING OUT, CAN YOU SAY MILLIONS?????? She looks like one spoiled ugly poodle in the dogpound, she is racist and my family will not be going and donating their hard earned cash to a woman like her. May the Good Lord Forgive her…that is..if she has asked for it……IM DISGUSTED IN HER, her husband needs a better wife! ONe whom loves all colors! MRS. VICTORIA, YOU MUST REMEMBER WHOM it is that attends YOUR church and pay for your fancy clothes, homes, jewels and FIRST CLASS AIRFARE AND TRIPS! TIME TO PAY UP DARLING….

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm
No. 18 MR SHANNON HARDIN says:

Well, needless to say, my husband is totally against everything the Osteen lady is being accused of. He thinks we live in this perfect world and there is NO hate from Preachers wifes against colored people. Oh well, I stand firm on the painful hemmorhoids, Mrs Osteen should be the one putting Preparation H on them for her.

Yes, even Preachers wives Hate at times, but on Sundays when the checks, money are being given as donations to the church, she sure does put one nice smile on….Hmmmm, she is probably thinking about what First Class Ticket to buy next……

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm
No. 19 queencrone says:

chelsea said it all in #12 and #15.

Your beautiful, chelsea. I missed your spot on one liners! (piles! Bhwhahahaha!)

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 9:49 pm
No. 20 stickynose says:

Made you get hemorrhoids and lose your faith in God did she? Sounds like a fair deal to me.

Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 11:40 pm
No. 21 michael says:

Sue the Christian Cunt for all she's worth. The people are crazy.

Posted: Aug 9, 2008 at 3:14 am
No. 22 Me says:

For those who side with Ms. Vicky, it is my hope you will one day have the chance to read the official report filed by the FAA including interviews with the flight crew and a few passengers… It ain't pretty and neither was she.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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