
Speaking of good parenting, here’s a pregnant Lily Allen on a fag break. Her publicist promised the Daily Mail Allen didn’t know she was pregnant at the time of the photo, but tell it to Asthmatic Alfred growing in her belly!
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Why are all the fucking crazy people procreating?
Yes… England has stupid trailer trash too.
i afraid to even breathe now because i think there’s something in the air getting all these people knocked up. maybe i should have my uterus removed like juju just to be on the safe side.
i’m afraid*…see i can’t even type!
Blah, because they’re stupid, thoughtless and self-absorbed, that’s why.
All the cheesy skanks are getting knocked-up and acting the fool at years end aye?
Argh, there are worse things in the world than smoking! (war, pollution, rape etc) I’m not saying its good - I stopped when I discovered I was pregnant and never started again - but my best friend (who is one of the best people I have ever known by the way)carried on, cutting down from 20 to 5 a day, and her daughter is wonderful. jus sayin.
Nicotine intake, whether it is through cigarettes or patches, is by far the leading cause of SIDS.
What is SIDS, I mean I know what it stands for and all that, but IMHO it really sounds like a bunch of baloney. Like Dr.’s don’t know what happened, that the baby just stopped breathing? I think there are reasons why babies die but that SIDS is just a scare tactic. Like my son slept in bed with me for his first 3 months and it made life so much easier for all…and then when I told people they freaked out “aaahhh SIDS”!!! And while I am being honest here, I had *gasp* a glass of wine when I was pregnant too…on more than one occasion (in the last trimester). If we all were being watched constantly I don’t think we’d all throw stones.
Just sayin’.
There was actually a study conducted about 15 years ago about SIDS. When the doctor’s performed autopsies on (if I remember correctly) 300 infants who had died of SIDs, they found a spinal mis-alignment of the same vertebrae in something like 90% of the children. The nerves that were compressed by the mis-alignment led to the lungs.
A glass of wine and sleeping with your baby does not cause SIDS. Nicotine binds itself to receptors in a part of the brain that regulates breathing during sleep. Thus, this part of the brain can be damaged and not fully develop when the baby is in gestation. Sleeping with your baby actually helps to regulate their breathing.
There have been many European studies done on this and they have all come to same conclusion, Nicotine causes most cases of SIDS. You can believe it or not. Scientific proof is not throwing stones… it’s simply stating facts.
hmm, interesting. on a side note, its nice to see that the focus for causes of SIDS is starting to move away from co-sleeping, coz goddammit its a life saver - done it since birth and don’t see it stopping any time soon.
Two more things you might find interesting. The illustrious tobacco industry has went to extreme lengths to keep this information suppressed from the American public. And The US has one of the few cultures that strongly suggests you should not sleep with your newborn. We used the co-sleeping method from day one. That combined with nursing made for many peaceful, fully rested nights. I highly recommend both.
Bedbugs,
I meant that if we were being scrutinized we’d not throw stones. I absolutely believe that the science on SIDS (with regards to smoking etc.) is strong, it’s not like I have my head in the sand. While were takin’ facts here the SIDS rate is twice as high in African American babies, but we certainly would not tell African Americans not to have babies. Correlation does not equal causation, that’s all I sayin’ yo. I’m not trying to start a flame war here.
ditto to bbab on sleeping with the baby whilst breastfeeding. Lifesaver…
All these useless girls should have their uterus’es or uerti? Taken away and have a lovely bedazzled pussy pocket put in.
It’s just a whole new generation of asshats (hi janice) waiting for their very own reality shows. They’ll probably get them at the ripe old age of 10.
I would tell these crazy girls not to have babies not becuase of smoking, but becuase they are all lost and there is no need to drag a poor innocent baby into it. That’s a long ass sentence.
“hmm, interesting. on a side note, its nice to see that the focus for causes of SIDS is starting to move away from co-sleeping, coz goddammit its a life saver - done it since birth and don’t see it stopping any time soon.”
Amen! Although obviously I’ve stopped at some point with at least a couple of mine, seeing as how they’re teens.
No wars. I always like a good, civilised, exchange of ideas without people throwing around the “J” word and the “M” word and or telling people they’re fat, ugly, and to get a job (already got one, thanks.)
I actually interviewed a pediatrician who told me, “Whatever you do, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, let the baby sleep in your bed! It will RUIN, I REPEAT RUIN, your marriage.” Actually, it just makes you more sneaky and creative. We didn’t select her. Another doctor told us that if we fight in front of our daughter she would become a Lesbian. I was pumped up on painkillers and told him I really didn’t think it worked that way and asked if he was speaking from a personal experience. We didn’t select him either… but did choose someone from the same practice. The first guy was so old he had forgotten about it the next time we saw him in the office.
*fought*
What is the M-word? I sincerely can’t think of what it could be. Just tell me what it rhymes with.
Rhymes with boron…
“I was pumped up on painkillers and told him I really didn’t think it worked that way and asked if he was speaking from a personal experience.:
You rock.
Oh. Right.
I certainly feel a little like one now ;-)
I am glad that you selected your Pediatrician wizely. Mothers know best. There is a reason for that saying.
It’s always more fun to tell people to go to the hell while on pain killers. It not only kills pain, it also kills the brain filter.
This was one of those self-medicating “pump at will machines.” A c-section has to have some kind of fringe benefit.