This from the New York Daily News:
It's hard to top Lindsay, Paris and Britney in this week's scandal sweepstakes, but Zsa Zsa Gabor 's husband may have done it yesterday by claiming that a trio of women robbed him, stripped him and handcuffed him to his Rolls-Royce.
Prince Frederic von Anhalt, eighth spouse of the 90-year-old actress, called L.A. cops around 10 a.m. to say he'd been driving on Bellagio Road behind the Los Angeles Country Club when he was flagged down by three women in a white Chrysler convertible with Florida plates.
"They said they'd seen him on TV and asked to get a picture with him," LAPD spokesman Kevin Maiberger tells us.
A moment later, von Anhalt told police, one of the women put a gun to his neck. "He told me they took his gold chain, watch and gold rings from his family," Gabor's rep John Blanchette told us.
This story—though fantastic if true—sounds suspiciously similar to the plight of "the Warren to the G" in the canonical 1994 work "Regulate". If you'll remember: I'm gettin' jacked, I'm breakin' myself/ I cant believe they takin' Warren's wealth/ They took my rings, they took my Rolex/ I looked at the brotha', said "Damn, whats next?" Any man handy with the steel knows that next you regulate, which Nate Dogg explains in great detail. The Prince, however, called the cops. Naked. In his Rolls-Royce.
Nobody's G'ed up anymore.
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im thinking that 3 of the four horse(wo)men of the apocolypse did this. Britney, Lindsay and Nicole (Paris was busy pretending to be nice and buying a new puppy) to get the heat off thier mental breakdown, DUI, and break-up/trip to the slammer/pregnancy.
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You know, I'm thinking maybe Lindsay might be sober after all. Comparatively speaking.
Its nothing like the song…except they both get robbed of a watch and rings. Isn't that what is usually taken when you get robbed?
He should have just paid the ladies for their services, then he wouldn't have had to make up this outlandish story.
Maybe he should've offered to adopt them.
Seems like poetic justice. Could not have happened to a creepier guy.
Wasn't he one of Dannielynn's daddies?
Yes.
I love you for the reference to "Regulate"
I hope Mr. Fancy Pants learned he needs to pay next time. Being a prince doesn't get you a freebie in LA.
Agreed. Totally thinks he stiffed a prostitute. LOL. Pun not intended.
I think this guy's just mentally losing it. I don't know, maybe it's dimentia or something. He also claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole's daughter at one point. He seems like an old man who is either losing his mind or is really desperate to be in the public eye. Zsa Zsa's health is really bad, so maybe he's going to try to get some fame before she kicks the bucket.
What a douche this guy is! Zsa Zsa's health must be really bad for her not to have slapped the shit out of him. First for claiming to have banged ANS and now this!