Hayden Panettiere Will Cut a Bitch
…it was the unbreakable Hayden Panettiere who threatened to "kill" a staffer from Us Weekly over something she wrote about her in a recent issue. (Sources have since confirmed that it was this item that had HP's barely legal panties in a bunch.) Just when it looked like Hayden was about to pull a Sylar on said reporter's skull, her quick-thinking publicist grabbed her and scolded, "Not on the red carpet."
Nice thinking, publicist! Save the murderous threats for when that ho is alone in the bathroom—then it's on. And you make her never forget how hard those little legs can kick when toyed with in the funny papers.
More of this alleged thug under here.
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I'd probably try and kill someone too if they put out a picture of me with that waste of space.
HE has a career?
I know, right. Professional boyfriend? He's a manwhore.
Is she even relevant enough to tell off a magazine? Little girl gets her boobies in and she's queen of Hollywood?
i like her…i know, i suck but i like her. i actually think it's pretty funny she told that asshole from USWeekly she was going to kill her. USWeekly is a shitty rag mag. true story.
she has stubby arms and legs hahha. shes a midget
deimos, terroristic threatening is not funny, especially when the person threatening you has regenerative abilities. How could you possibly fend off that attack?
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
i wouldn't talk shit about somebody who can regenerate, i'm smarter than that. ;)
I would, f-her. I have super human powers. She can come back from the dead, so what. I can buy a new wardrobe online in less than 20 minutes.
juju! i missed you love. the flu kicked my ass.
on a side note, i'd like to shit on perezhilton….that uppity bitch annoys me to no end.
Oh Deimos, chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup. I just want to pop his pez head open. Don't forget Ty Ty is on tonight. You can sip broth instead of tequila shots.
screw that! i'm getting tanked on rum tonight…it's pirate day mateys! perez must have the IQ of a grape. seriously, what adult in there right mind thinks drawning cum dots on people's faces is funny?
in their right mind* my stupid brain needs to get it's ass in gear. lol
Well, depending on your time zone, you have one hour left to get it in gear. I'm coming Miss J.
i'm out of here in 5 minutes…life is good.
And the important question, will there be an, ANTM, post tomorrow?
jujubees, when i was in high school i began writing a comic called "Supermodel." Her superpowers leaned toward the fashionable, but she could still combat evil without damaging a beautifully manicured nail. I think I might have just found her personification.
That's an honor. I know some guys like to spank it to comic books, freaks!
The upcoming worlds destruction is no excuse for ragged cuticles.
April, I immediately thought of that Talking Heads song too. But then, I really don't have a clue about who this midget is.
juju, you really ARE her!
3 Minutes to Wapner!!!
Glad you feel better deimos :-/
Maybe she was planning on killing the writer by kicking her with her ultra thick sausage legs.