Thank Allah we're in Saudi Arabia:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are moving to the Big Apple!
As Holmes preps to make her Broadway debut this fall, "[Katie] and Tom are committed to keeping the family together, so they have to get an apartment here [in New York]," All My Sons producer Eric Falkenstein tells the New York Post.
It will never happen, but what we wouldn't give to see Tom Cruise turn curtly toward some guy on the A train to say, in that trademark nasal whine: "You're not supposed to have bikes down here!"
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haha
I think this is my favorite title ever. And I have my first impersonator. I have arrived!
ok, I'll stop kitchy. : ) thanks for being a sport about it
After just one post? You're not a very good stalker. ;)
there goes the neighborhood-F%$#!
This is sure to bring down market values…hopefully ours over here in Cali will go up.