Real fur is better than fake fur? Uhm NO.

hooray Cord! As much as I wish mine still looked like inflated balloons when I lay down, Im still happy they are real!

Other way around materialgirl-xo. He said real is best EXCEPT for fur.

Personally I think Scarlett needs a lot more support and a lot less ego. I'm fine with real, but I'm not a fan of sag. But then again she bugs the tar out of me.

Cord, you rule. What an awesome awesome post. Feminist and with respect to animals. Damn!!
I don't "get" the fascination with Scarlet either, but I can say that my breasts are large and have all the typical markings of "real" and I have never heard a complaint in my life. ;-)

Amen, Kitchy. I guess the breasts distract from the ego, the man voice, and the fug face. (Sorry Scar-Jo — you caught me on a PMS day!)

And the complete lack of acting ability. It's like watching the robot from The Jetsons, only with less emotion in the voice.

Cord, thanks for making girls with naturally large breasts not feel like freaks of nature because our breasts are not balloons. Great post; keep it up!

Oh, and I love the Sesame Street shout-out in the headline.

Good article, R IS FOR REAL.
Big, small, young, old, saggy or not, all real breasts rule. I hate those fake clown boobs. And like Scar-Jo or not, she is fucking hot. I can't wait til she shows those puppies in a movie…..

aww Cord, the way to a girls' heart is always through the breasts

I don't think "Scar-Jo" is hot. She's the one woman my husband and I disagree on. *lol*

My two cents about ScarJo, whatever common sense and talent she had went straight to her "nice puppies". Not much for her to rely on once those babies hit the floor at 35…

Maybe since her boobies are so damn perfect she could FIX HER TEETH!!! Snaggletooth.

Yeah, but what should she do about her wierd bone structure and too small mouth? Her tits aren't even all that great, honestly. But they are real. So are Brittany Murphy's - she has major stretch marks. :-) I agree ScarJo is not pretty.

Fabulous necklace and hair, tho!

Hey, let's all praise the post for complimenting something that's REAL about somebody, and then let's all tear the same person to pieces for other things that are REAL about her.

It's because of fuzzy logic like this that there's not only breast augmentation, but other useless cosmetic surgery. "Can you take part of my ass and shove it into my lips, please? The bloggers say they're too thin."

No, she's not perfect. Neither are we. In fact, if we were cooler, we'd probably be the movie stars, huh?

Go ahead and crap on Leo for smoking: that's a choice anyone could make. Is is fair to crap on Scarlett because she won't get her teeth fixed despite being able to afford it?

I usually like y'all, but I think my package just got up and excused itself from the room.

Dexter- Wow, you DO know you're on Mollygood and not PopSugar, right? My unsolicited advice? Avoid perezhilton.com, Dlisted, and WWTDD. They might really make your package burst into flames!

PS There's a big difference between being a movie star and being a real/true actor. And I think a lot of people on here are usually pretty cool.

Scarlett is a so overrated and obnoxious she makes me cringe. He slew footed stand, ugly face, monotone voice, and lack of talent is just so annoying.

Dexter-
I agree with you on the teeth part, but it's pretty offensive saying that movie stars are cooler than the general public.