Our Fragile Justice System

Fugitive kid toucher R Kelly appeared in a Chicago courtroom this morning for a hearing in his child pornography case.

A warrant was issued for his arrest yesterday after he failed to appear for a previous hearing. His cooperation today killed that warrant. He’ll be snapping training bras by dinner.

Dec 20, 2007 · Link · 27 Responses
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Tagged: Court · Crime · R. Kelly
Comments (27)

No. 1 jujubees says:

I kind of imagine that’s what Ryan Seacrest looks like naked.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:26 pm
No. 2 ginnipher says:

that is the scariest r kelly manequin EVER!

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:27 pm
No. 3 SeriousStyle says:

Is that considered NSFW??

LOL

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:27 pm
No. 4 lovelee says:

you got that right gin, when I saw it I went WTF!! My eyes! My eyes!

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:28 pm
No. 5 Kitchy says:

I laughed so hard at that picture. Except now I have to remember to scroll past it really quickly every time I log on from my work computer. I’m ok with that. *rofl*

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:28 pm
No. 6 SeriousStyle says:

ginnipher, I wonder what mannequin’s you have seen to compare it to…LOL!

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:30 pm
No. 7 jujubees says:

Duh, manequin and mannequin 2. Nothings gonna stop us now.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:32 pm
No. 8 Kitchy says:

Yeah but she said it’s the best R KELLY mannequin ever. *rofl*

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:33 pm
No. 9 SeriousStyle says:

Exactly Kitchy!!

Someone’s got a mannequin trapped in the closet. Har har.

Okay, that won’t ever happen again…

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:43 pm
No. 10 ginnipher says:

at least i didn’t tell you guys i have one hidden “in the closet”.
oh, my bad ;)

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:43 pm
No. 11 ginnipher says:

dangit, SS, you beat me to it!

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:43 pm
No. 12 deimos says:

my first thought was “not more man shaft!” but then i noticed that this man has no shaft. good times, good times.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:43 pm
No. 13 Kitchy says:

Oh my God, how annoying. I put two “rofl” references in one thread, and in my first two posts in it no less. I’m so sorry. I should go straight to Perez for that.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm
No. 14 SeriousStyle says:

LOL! I almost didn’t go there.

Kitchy, you get your ass over to Perez and write “first!!!!” on every post you can. Even if you aren’t. That’s your punishment.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 12:45 pm
No. 15 Kitchy says:

Dammit.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 1:09 pm
No. 16 Kitchy says:

I was actually going to do that, but it’s firewalled.

*rofl*

;)

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 1:13 pm
No. 17 SeriousStyle says:

LOL! I still don’t get it. Who gives a fuck.

I dare you to do it on the next post Cord adds.

I’m life five years old.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 1:15 pm
No. 18 Kitchy says:

Now anyone who reads that thread without this one is going to think I’ve lost it.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 1:18 pm
No. 19 SeriousStyle says:

That’s the fun part =)

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 1:19 pm
No. 20 Kitchy says:

So why doesn’t Kitchy post here anymore?

Bunnie banned her for excessive FIRSTing.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 1:21 pm
No. 21 SeriousStyle says:

Can you get banned?

True and embarrassing story. I was a huge ‘NSync fan back in the day and used to post on this board for teenyboppers. One night a bunch of us went crazy and started making all of these sexual innuendos and got banned. Good times.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 1:42 pm
No. 22 Kitchy says:

I don’t think he ever has, but I’d fully support it over excessive FIRSTing.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 1:48 pm
No. 23 SeriousStyle says:

Seriously. I post at Blogging PR too and it’s a rather comprehensive, mature group. Someone firsted one day and I e-mailed the owner asking to have it banned…lol

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 1:58 pm
No. 24 jujubees says:

SS, which nsync’er were you pretending to make love to? Please say, Lance.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 2:08 pm
No. 25 admittedlyaddicted says:

i loved lance. *sigh* and the common thread of my past loves is revealed.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 2:29 pm
No. 26 SeriousStyle says:

Nah, I was most definitely a Justin girl. Still am when he isn’t acting like a total assface.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 2:34 pm
No. 27 Helen Skor says:

In addition for gettting banned for FIRSTing, I suggest a ban on FISTing as well. Because, seriously, I want to get FISTed even less than I want to get FIRSTed.

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 4:42 pm
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