R Kelly’s Getting Back in the Closet

Seven Minutes in Heaven With This Guy Probably Wasn't Much Fun

Those of you unfamiliar with R Kelly’s genius hip-hopera Trapped in the Closet but without the 45 minutes necessary to appreciate it in its entirety are in luck; Kelly has released a distilled version explaining the gist of the first 12 chapters. Better news is that after you enjoy the glorious two minutes condensed above, your appetite for more—which must be whetted—will soon be appeased with the release of the next installment of TITC! Too bad this guy’s such a piece-of-shit child molester. That kinda saps all the fun out of his weird, hyper-sexual persona.

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Aug 2, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 4 Responses

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Tagged: Crime, R. Kelly, YouTube

Comments (4)

No. 1 syndicator says:

The man is so prolific

Posted: Aug 2, 2007 at 4:48 pm

No. 2 tlatzoteotl says:

Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We’re approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru
Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we’re here at the drive-thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?

I haven’t ever heard R Kelly’s song, but I understand Wierd Al copied every nuance for his song Trapped in the Drive-Thru. That whole album is kick-awesome, but my favorite has got to be Close But No Cigar.

Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 8:56 am

No. 3 em1282 says:

I need someone in a white suit to interject an “OH SHIT!” everytime something shocking happens to me.

Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 10:52 am

No. 4 evil twin says:

I can’t believe he is serious with this. “OH SHIT!”

Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 11:12 am