Yesterday we told you about the young student who had allowed a stranger to penetrate her on a crowded subway. Now, let's take a look at the type of New York man we imagine would participate in such an act.
Meet Paul Janka, a Manhattan fucker only Wall Street could produce. Janka has become slightly famous around town for…something, and in this video he claims he's well on his way to reality TV stardom. Networks are ravenous, he says, to have him in a show about "dating in the city." And why wouldn't they be? Janka's dating expertise is impeccable! Take, for instance, the meaningful relationship he recently had with a woman who blew him and then asked him to "rate" her performance. That's amore, no? He goes on to call anal sex, which he loves, "taboo," like he's a knitting grandma, and he even calls himself creative.
So, what's a girl gotta offer to have the privilege to suck this guy off? "Of course, intelligence." Of course.
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I don't know about anyone else, but I start of with some long division, worked up into some integration, followed by some short differential equations, and then I finish off with some multi-variate word problems. That shit is hot!
I think I know a guy you can date. How do you feel about being sexually ranked by a reality tv show wanabee?
Juje - I got your sweet message. I was all "who the eff is this chri…oh!" Anyhow, I joined our cult. We gotta get that thing off the ground.
Damn Lisa(#1), you are spoiling these men, and making it harder for the rest of us to keep up.
Next thing you know, they will ALL expect that whole long division,integration,differential equations, multi-variate word treatment as the status quo. ( give me a minute while I catch my breath…)
(I just got a mani/pedi and a root touch-up. And read the newspaper for some current events to make the small talk. I can not compete at your level.)
Dear Rapey McDouchebag,
Christian Bale was a far better Patrick Bateman than you'll ever be.
Yours on Mass Transit,
Lily
I'm going to be generous and say he only has about 7 STD's swimming through him.
I am old, and what do I know? But he isn't even all that attractive. Is he?
Spot on, Lily!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHEBAG!!!
He'll look GREAT at 40. Trust.
poo, I love you, you know that, but I am here to tell you, that if the produce doesn't look that great at first, it certainly doesn't get better if you wait a few weeks.
It just gets older and wrinklier.
And more unappetizing.
I have lived to see that play itself out.
Great. I am comparing Paul Janka to a tomato.
"post anal phase"…"taboo"…blah..blah…blah
Paul Janka likes blow jobs and anal sex. Hmmm.
Paul sounds like this former boyfriend that I had way back when, that I helped to come out of the closet eventually. (I knew before he did.)
We had a nice coming out party for him. He is one of my very best friends to this day. I like to flirt with his boyfriends. :-)
Lisa(#1) … hilarious!
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Okay, if you've read American Psycho, you know what I mean about this guy. Only scarier.
LOL, lisa, the revolution starts, now. No, wait for after my coffee. Coffee first and then revolution.
And thanks a lot for the American Psyco connection. It's very true and very frightening. Truth is really stranger than fiction. For the sake of human kind someone needs to microwave this guys testicles so he can't reproduce.