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Because who wouldn't be proud of having their face emblazoned right next to the assertion "Revenge Plastic Surgery"? Doy!


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Sep 27, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 27 Responses
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    No. 1 eeks says:

    This is pathetic.
    At least she doesn't lie about loving her pre-surgery face and body, like Ashlee-Sloughs-Off-Her-Entire-Face Simpson

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    No. 2 rachel says:

    I would rather be flat than dead with fake tits and half my nose shaved off. God gave that body for a reason why not keep it.

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    No. 3 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Hell… at my age, I don't care about the size of my breasts. I just want them returned to their original position!

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    No. 4 LisaNo.1 says:

    If she was getting all that shit done, why not shave off some of that chin? That is the danger of nose jobs, they make the rest of your face look huge.

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    No. 5 rachel says:

    I want my pre-pregnancy breast back too but I just think of it as my childrens gift to me.(saggy boobs that are a size smaller and more colorful lol)

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 6:43 pm
    No. 6 eeks says:

    Yeah. I'm sure her dad is thrilled she would rather be dead than resemble him in any way.

    I don't even know who this annoying chick is besides being a piss-poor role-model for young women everywhere.

    Fuck her.

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    No. 7 eeks says:

    The best is when the surgery goes wrong.

    Like I guess Jenna Jameson got labia surgery. Yes, you read that right. And she hates it, they fucked up! Hilarious!

    Serves the slut right.

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    No. 8 sar says:

    Whoa, vengeful

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    No. 9 playla says:

    "Serves the slut right."

    eeks, she's actually a porn star, I hardly think getting plastic surgery on your ladyparts when they pay the bills makes you deserving of mutilation…
    I'm not saying she's a role model but that just seemed a little harsh

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    No. 10 sar says:

    I think it's the use of the word "slut" - even when someone's just kidding, there's a sense of something extra harsh about it. I can't pinpoint why.

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    No. 11 rachel says:

    Well to a degree she is a slut. I mean she does have sex with men for her job. In my books that makes her a slut but I feel sorry for her if she had to sleep with Ron Jeremy. That would have been a funny movie.

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 8:49 pm
    No. 12 blah says:

    I think it's hilarious that she's proudly holding something that documents how sad she is.

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    No. 13 sar says:

    Look I'm not going to get all social commentary and whatnot. Except for this one thing.

    By that definition, there are way way more sluts than who we're giving credit to. I mean if you take the love out of it, a lot of marriages and relationships are just trades of sex for money, with a few other things thrown in. Not to mention some celebs who, for their career, repeatedly suggest just the *thought* of sex with them, just for the revenue that brings in.

    I make ZERO judgment on that, I just think it's something to consider when looking at a porn star or an Anna Nicole or something.

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    I was a slut the other day in exchange for putting the laundry away. I hate doing that, the laundry that is, being a slut can be fun.

    I sure hope I don't get hit by a car becuase someone may say I deserve it for being a big ho.

    Posted: Sep 27, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    No. 15 ilnazhad says:

    My brother says that ugly people who get surgery are proactive. I guess he thinks they are working hard to attain what some already have. When you think about it, the fact that people see plastic surgery as cheating is kind of stupid. You can't give credit to someone for being born looking a certain way.
    Most people who are against plastic surgery are just for natural beauties instead, which is probably harsher because that you have NO control over. The nicest people I have met are still fucking shallow. I was telling someone about this girl they should date that is PERFECT for them and his mom was like "is she beautiful?" And I didn't know what to say, because she wasn't in that conventional way and it just drove me mental.
    Doesn't it scare you that when surgery becomes cheaper and less risky, it will become so common it will be some sick, twisted contest between everyone in the world?

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:25 am
    No. 16 Bertie says:

    for women with slightly better body image (are there any?), or even those with bad body image:

    http://quissumfashion.blogspot.com

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 3:56 am
    No. 17 playla says:

    Technically Rachel, she's a whore, not a slut. Which I like alot more…although she does look fucking weird now, with the lips (the ones up top)and all the bones.., I like the dirtier porn stars, with hairy nethers and all.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 8:27 am
    No. 18 lyingisfun says:

    "Ugly people who get surgery are proactive" - I like that! Consciously or subconsciously, we all judge (and are judged) by what we look like, so plastic surgery is a strategic (albeit expensive) life move. If it was 100% safe, significantly cheaper (ie. plastic surgery like a trip to the dentist) I'd probably have a little somethiing-something done too.
    Plus, you can twist it so that it's not viewed as being shallow - getting surgery is showing a unattachment to your looks by being open to change them….

    I hate trying to be profound, it doesn't suit me… Heidi's a skank ho. I'll leave it there.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 8:35 am
    No. 19 jujubees says:

    She has sex with, Spencer, that's punishment enough in my book. I'd hate to see those chicklette teeth coming at me.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 9:00 am
    No. 20 rachel says:

    juju I didn't say that word cause it makes me cringe almost as badly as I cringe when I look at Spencer.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 9:19 am
    No. 21 jujubees says:

    I'd die a little bit everyday having to sleep with that guy. But, wooooooooooo, free boobies.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 9:29 am
    No. 22 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Somebody said that guy looks like Beavis…and they were right.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 9:37 am
    No. 23 April says:

    Am I the only one who thinks her new breasts make her look fat? She doenst know how to dress for big boobs, she always looks larger than she is from the front

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 9:38 am
    No. 24 jujubees says:

    I have to say that I am completely over the look of the maternity top. Who the hell is keeping this look going, oh, Heidi.

    I hated them when I was pregnant but I had no choice since I was lugging around a bowling ball. When will the maternity top die? Of course, Castro and the manpri live on too.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 9:43 am
    No. 25 eeks says:

    sar - you are right about marriage.

    And did anyone read Jenna's book? All about how her goal was to have the most exposed pussy ever. Pathetic. She is a slut. There are worse things to be, but let's not church her up here, folks.

    Labia surgery. What makes a fucking labia gorgeous and attractive versus standard? I mean, I have no idea if she was mutilated, but porn star or not, what a RIDICULOUS operation, sorry. I don't feel bad for her guys.

    She gets paid more for porn because she lets guys slap her around. As a woman, she is insulting.

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    No. 26 playla says:

    eeks, have you ever seen a jenna jameson porn?

    Posted: Sep 28, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    No. 27 Sugar Magnolia says:

    juju didn't you hear? Castro's dead! This comes from a very reliable source.

    Unfortunately you're spot on about the manpri.

    Posted: Sep 29, 2007 at 1:59 am
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