Ratner Finds Actor; Madison Finds Baby Daddy

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Unfortunately named director Bret Ratner has tapped Robert Downey Jr to play Hugh Hefner in Ratner's biopic about the porn king, obviously titled Playboy. Perfect timing for Hefner's probably intentionally childless girlfriend, Holly Madison, to get that sperm donor she's waited for literally her entire past week.

May 29, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses
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    Comments (6)

    No. 1 Mammoth says:

    Yay! Cord's back!

    How'd the organ switcheroo go?

    Posted: May 29, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    No. 2 stopthemadness says:

    bob downey III!

    i lurve him.

    Posted: May 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    No. 3 admittedlyaddicted says:

    Jr. was hot in Iron Man…I now have a crush.

    Posted: May 29, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    No. 4 Be Adequite says:

    RDJ is awesome…but leave this to Brett Ratface to eff this movie up royally. Mark my words.

    Posted: May 29, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    No. 5 blah says:

    He looks so much better now that he's aged a little and cleaned up his act. Much more sophisticated. Iron Man was awesome!

    Posted: May 29, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    No. 6 rumour has it says:

    Ugh…a movie about the Hef. Just…ugh

    Posted: Jun 1, 2008 at 1:37 am
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