She works at Teen Vogue. And I'm sure MTV emails her to let her know when her new season of The Hills debuts…

Err… I have one.

It annoys me to see these young "stars" who are "famous" for being on some crappy reality TV show. Normal people can have BlackBerrys, but for some reason, it's not okay for her to have one. Maybe I'm just jealous.

i really like lc. im such a loser.

i have an enV. there is NO email i need… BUT i carry it anyway

I rarely use mine for email, I just like knowing it's there.

I like LC too. When I watched Laguna Beach, I liked Kristen better, but now I prefer LC. See, April, I'm a loser too.

im tied on them. i love that show.

If i saw a homeless person with a blackberry, i would question why. But a hollywood starlet (that's being generous when takling about LC) having a blackberry makes more sense than the avarage joe having one. Not only this post but most of them….SUCK! Cord is not funny or stimulating or worth reading. The commentary left by people like Kitchy, evil twin and others we all know and hate to love, are what is worth reading! Why do i go to Mollygood? I like the pictures and i was hoping it wouldn't change to much with Molly leaving, but it went to dogshit.

p.s. i have no blackberry….but i want one (sigh)

I've never seen Laguna Beach. I don't get why her having a Blackberry is even noteworthy, though, much less mockable.

Wow, jadiebear64, I never knew you cared.

Cord, at least John Santos isn't hanging around here busting your chops with his dumb ass petition anymore. Baby steps, my man.

Gosh, I'm jealous. Kitchy and Evil Twin are getting fanmail! I like reading your posts, too. But then again, I'm cool with Cord, so maybe my opinion doesn't count. BTW, I don't hate to love you, ladies. Just love to read ya!

Kitchy..Laguna beach is sooooo last year. It's The Hills that everyone loves now. You should watch it, it's great. and by "great" i mean mindless dribble. But even still, there's never a shortage of Drama, he said she said, and eating disorders.
Evil twin…i'm huging you now, smoothing you hair and saying "shhhhhh…"

what do you guys think? i mean, this guy does posts about if picking a wedgie is acceptable or not! woof!

I wonder if I'm the "average joe" that jadie's referring to having a Blackberry.

I think Cord is not just funny but diffferent…we all read the same 20 stories on these sights and they all pretty much say the same things, same jokes about girls being too fat/thin/stupid/ugly etc…but here it's always from a little different viewpoint…and I like it.
That's it.

Oh, and Dlisted, it's pretty great, too.

I think it's Cord's way of trying to differentiate this site from the other "gossip" sites. And it works for me, even though I disagree with him more often than not.

And thanks, lale. *blushing*

What, I'm sorry, was there something about a shoe sale?

FIRST!!!!!!!

Sorry, I've always wanted to do that. It's out of my system and will never happen again. I apologize in advance.

Did someone say shoes??

Damn it. Everyone forgets my pithy little drive-bys.

Sigh. ;)

I have steadfastly refused a corporate BlackBerry, and my soul is more intact as a result…I'm convinced.

Jealous much, she works for teen vogue fyi, she has a clothing line coming out and she has a hit show on mtv. And who doesn't have a blackberry.

Cait, I'm paying full attention, not to worry. You are valued here. :)

Kinky, Cait doesn't have a Blackberry.

ME, MEEEEEEEEEEE, I DON'T. Everyday I'm mocked by you people and your blackberry's. I bet your crackberry is covered in Swavorski crystals.

Yeah, I don't either. But Kitchy is a cool kid, so she's got one.

Mine's not covered in Swavorski crystals. It's covered in diamonds and wads of hundred dollar bills.

She's so Lindsay in Mean Girls.

Kitch, we went over this yesterday! Less than 4 hundred dollar bills is ok, but no wads!!! It's just tacky…

I can't help it. My bling has blinded me to the computer monitor.

blinded or binded?

i can totally see your tacky ass ruby hair extentions getting caught in your platnium mouse

I thought I was the only one in the world without a Blackberry. Nice to see I'm not alone. If I did have one, I would probably only use it for pure evil anyway.

Mayjah, you have to be my new friend. You are referencing Posh Spice and pure evil, two things close to my heart.

Actually it's platinum hair extensions and a ruby-encrusted mouse.

kitchy i thought you were a ginger kid! Fuckin' liar

Well naturally yes. But the extensions, them be platinum.

Oh the tacky Xtina extensions. The Dirrrty years, nice.

Why of course, Evil Twin! I'm just a *tiny* bit obsessed with Posh. I was lead to believe that I was the only person in the Universe that actually enjoyed her reality show.

I hear Kitchy likes to wear assless chaps when she prances around the house on her crystal-encrusted BlackBerry.

I'm not sayin', I'm just SAYIN'.

Honestly, I have a laptop with a wireless card and a cell phone…I'm already checking my work e-mail eleventy billion times a night at home. I'm pretty sure that a BlackBerry would suck what's left out of the privacy of our home life, and I liken its effect to that of a Dementor's kiss. ::grin::

IT'S NOT CRYSTAL-ENCRUSTED DAMMIT.

You are not alone, Mayjah, Kitchy and I loved the show. Especially the part with the Dolphin Lady.

Notably, you didn't deny the assless chaps.

They're DIAMONDS, people.

Cheap assholes don't know the difference between crystals and diamonds.

my fiancee and i sit around on seperate laptops playing video games so my envy w/email (emerald encrusted on palladium of course) doesnt have the effect of a dementor's kiss, its more our loser lifestyles.

Hey, being a cheap (::cough::practical::cough::) asshole has enabled me to be able to afford half of the West Elm catalog. ;)

that and you know.. my obsessive habit of checking mollygood CONSTANTLY

It's an OCD of mine that I am seeking help for. I think I'll mention it when I talk to the doc about that Lizzie Grubman incident.

i cant beleive poeple are still berating cord about not being molly.

its not like molly packed up shop, you can find her on another website. (i like cord better tho.. not gonna lie.. hes jsut such an asshole.. but in the good way)

Mollygood is my way of coping with New Orleans during hurricane season. Well, that, and it helps me cope with the fact that Kitchy is closer to Goldenballs than I am.

I was returning from lunch, and shared the elevator with another woman, who was carrying a few bags. Anyhow, she asked me to press her floor, which I did, having seen her hands were full, and figuring that she didn't want to put her bags on the floor. I was wrong. She immediately put her bags down. So I looked at her, confused, and then noticed she couldn't be bothered to press the button because she was ANSWERING E-MAIL ON HER BLACKBERRY! I guess, becuase I don't have one, I was her slave.

I used to live IN LAGUNA BEACH, CA–so no need to actually watch a TV show called: LAGUNA BEACH!

Poor Lisa. I would have kicked her in the shins and run. Obviously wait till the elevator doors open or you'll be trapped in an awkward moment.

I definitely would have kicked her in the shins. However, I'm 5'2, so it's very easy for me to do so. ::feral grin::

haha. I too am of shin kicking stature. Watch your shins people. Just sayin.

I like carrying around obnoxious gadgets too - you know, to look cool and important.

like a briefcase? i carry a briefcase where ever i go, to look cool and important.

dont tell anyone its empty.

My 38 year-old brother does that. He's always like, "I downloaded the surf reports…y'know, to my Palm."

I don't have the heart to tell him that he's ten years too late and ten times more pretentious than anyone he knows. Sigh.

hahahaha thats hilarious!!

at the movies:
"excuse me sir, can you tell me the movie times are, my eyesight is poor and i can't read them"

"sure ill just look it up on my diamond studded iphone"

Your a nice sister. I'd probably try and make him cry. Of course since I don't even have a palm and it takes me 10 minutes to type out, I hate messaging, call me, I have no business crushing anybody else's dream. But I would, biiiiittteeer.

I had a Palm in my first post-college job - and I never used the damn thing. I far preferred my daybook and Outlook calendar.

I think they are kind of like beepers now. I didn't have one of those either. My husband did but like everything else electronic, I couldn't figure it out. It came with a book. If the insctructions come on something bigger than a pamphlet I'm screwed.

I'm proud to say that I've never had a pager, either.

Jeebus, I'm starting to sound like the frickin' Unabomber.

I think it's just that I feel that technology can become too intrusive - once you freely give up your privacy, it's difficult to regain it. I value my time at home with the boyfriend and our dog. ;)

Cait, dont lie. YOu are the unabomber.

my mom made me carry a beeper at 13. But i live in a city and i went to school 2 bus and a train away from home in the crappiest part of the city. She just wanted to be able to get to me.

i have a palm too. I dont have a blackberry but i have an enV which is like a toy blackberry.

I just wish I had a phone with actual letters. It takes me forever to type a message back to anyone. Let's just say I heavily use the backspace.

enV has letter sand i love it. im a txt-er cuz i hate talking on the phone. why chat when i can get it done in one swift "be there in 10" BUT i hated the number letter thing

Yeah, April, I grew up in the south…only the dealers and debs at my school needed pagers.

debs?

Debutantes…y'know, like coming out to society after years of cotillion classes, wearing a bill, white, poufy gown and accompanied by the asshole son of the mayor? ;)

Debutantes…y'know, like coming out to society after years of cotillion classes, wearing a big, white, poufy gown and accompanied by the asshole son of the mayor? ;)

Stupid double-post. Anyhow, bill=big for the purposes of the first post. ;)