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Someone here has gathered a wide collection of photographer Martin Schoeller's famous closeup portraits of celebrities. Bunched together, it's easier for one to see what a bad idea they all are. If nothing else, the pictures proclaim, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially if the beholder is several feet away."

Apr 30, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 21 Responses
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  • Comments (21)

    No. 1 kate says:

    I think these pictures are amazing!

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 10:17 am
    No. 2 cooter says:

    Most of them look like corpses with their eyes open.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 10:36 am
    No. 3 admittedlyaddicted says:

    strangely, they remind me of those silly dog pictures…you know, the ones with the stretched out heads and stuff…

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 11:19 am
    No. 4 admittedlyaddicted says:

    btw, i heart bon jovi. far away and up close, but especially up close and preferably in my bed.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 11:21 am
    No. 5 Run-DMS says:

    I like the way the photos poke holes in the facade of Hollywood glamour.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 11:33 am
    No. 6 cooter says:

    So AA, you're saying you'll take Jon-Bon "Dead or Alive"?

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 11:35 am
    No. 7 admittedlyaddicted says:

    yeah, and we'll just be "livin' on a prayer"

    lol, there were so many, it was hard to choose.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 11:42 am
    No. 8 Kitchy says:

    It looks like they're deliberately badly lit and the people are told to have no expression or emotion at all. There's a huge difference between a tight close-up of someone with an animated face and one who looks dead.

    Oddly, Bill Clinton looks better here than he ever has.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 11:47 am
    No. 9 cooter says:

    Maybe you can "Make a memory".

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 11:51 am
    No. 10 cooter says:

    Ok. Sorry. Thats enough out of me.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 11:51 am
    No. 11 kpod says:

    I disagree. Most of these people look incredible up close - much less plastic and fake than typical photoshoots where they are wearing pounds of makeup and have been heavily photoshopped. I can see the real people here.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    No. 12 silent noodles says:

    The eyes in some of the pictures freak me out. Dark-sided! Dark-sided!

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    No. 13 Run-DMS says:

    I can see your point with some of the pics, kpod. Rosario Dawson and Brandy look so beautiful in their closeups.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    No. 14 Lisa (#1) says:

    I like faces with character, so while not beauty shots, I like them. To a point. Homeboy needs to put down the ring-light*. They all (especially Sting) look like snakes. Ssssssssss. Brandy, well, she just needs fluffier hair.

    *and perhaps the slighly fish-eyed lenss?

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    No. 15 Luz says:

    A straight-ahead facing close-up is the most unflattering angle to photograph someone, generally, so the face that these people look at all presentable is some sort of miracle. Nars did that with his first make-up book, except he used models, who already look alien, and they were wearing no make-up. Check that book out for some disturbing photographs. Those types of photos can make the most beautiful person ugly.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    No. 16 YerMom says:

    Mmm, I love Bon Jovi too. I'm a bit disappointed he is not flashing his dazzling smile.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    No. 17 kate says:

    Yeah but they are still wearing makeup. I like the photos; they do show off more of the subjects' natural beauty. Namely Missy Elliott and Adrien Brody look beautiful… albeit everyone is a bit "off."

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    No. 18 lale says:

    Doesn't Britney look like she was Photoshopped anyway? I like Rosario's. She looks pained.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    No. 19 maria says:

    This is why, I think, when humans flirt we advert our eyes.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    No. 20 kat says:

    Looks like John had a taste of some "bad medicine".

    Just had to get in on that one! On another note, how hot is Joseph Fiennes?!?! Those eyes…

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    No. 21 JP says:

    Brandy looks like a Hammer Head Shark - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 6:39 pm
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