R Kelly’s defense team in his child pornography trial hit a dark patch on Thursday—literally.

Although lawyers for Kelly had claimed that a mole the singer has on his back was not shared by the man from the sex tape on which this trial is based, prosecutors yesterday used advanced digital imaging to prove that, indeed, the man from the tape has the exact same mole. Uh oh!

Kelly and his attorneys looked grim and dejected during the expert’s testimony, while prosecutors looked pleased, appearing to smile as they sat at their courtroom table.

R Kelly’s next hit: “Trapped in the Jail Cell (and Getting My Teeth Kicked In)”

May 30, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses
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Comments (10)

No. 1 economics says:

It would be so nice if he were dead- and all others like him. No one under 21 should be able to be in the sex business. No one under 18 should be able to have sex with anyone over 21, unless married. Pedophiles “love them kiddies who have been abused”. Right there to pick up the trash left behind by shitty parents-and their are MILLIONS of them. That kids can do porn before 21- we should be ashamed of our apathy about child abuse. And I am all for decriminalizing drugs, legal pot, decriminalize and control prostitution. I am no conservative- but they sure do love to sexually abuse kids- just like the church does. Oh, and for all you ignorant liberals- him being abused as a child is NOT an excuse to abuse others. Plenty of abused kids do not abuse. It’s a choice.

Posted: May 30, 2008 at 1:58 pm
No. 2 Lisa (#1) says:

Economics, breathe. No-one here is going to disagree with you (well, maybe if you can go into the military at 18, you should probs be able to do porn) and say that Kelly’s abuse is an excuse. He is clearly a scumbag with pattern of abusing (I don’t care if he married Alyiah, fucking abuse) who should be locked away. I just wonder if we can add on a few years for his craptacular music (except Ignition remix) and those years when he wore the zorro mask.

What did we learn kiddies? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket! Man I am so glad this blew up so spectacularly.

Posted: May 30, 2008 at 2:19 pm
No. 3 SnackySmores says:

I really hope they don’t seperate him from the general population when he goes to prison. I can’t imagine things will go well for him, or his ass.

Posted: May 30, 2008 at 2:41 pm
No. 4 Mr. T says:

I heard he pissed his pants after he heard the testimony. Shocking!

Posted: May 30, 2008 at 3:52 pm
No. 5 cdd says:

???Trapped in the Jail Cell (and Getting My Teeth Kicked In)???

Cord, not funny. You and SnackySmores shouldn’t be wishing violence on anyone. Shame on you.

Posted: May 30, 2008 at 5:24 pm
No. 6 blah says:

Oh you know he’ll be separated. Nick Hogan got his own cell and he’s not even a person.

Posted: May 30, 2008 at 6:48 pm
No. 7 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Kicked is the wrong verb.

Posted: May 30, 2008 at 8:02 pm
No. 8 SnackySmores says:

sorry, cdd. I should have said that I hope he and his other cell mates sit in a circle and sing Kumbaya and other campfire songs.
I guess I just have an issue with baby rapers.

Posted: Jun 1, 2008 at 12:58 pm
No. 9 cdd says:

Don’t pull the baby rape card, SnackySmores. Just chill the f out on your wishes of violence against others, the dude hasn’t even been CONVICTED yet. And if he does, then he should be punished, it just shouldn’t involve violence.

Posted: Jun 1, 2008 at 6:04 pm
No. 10 SnackySmores says:

Isn’t that what statutory rape is? Engaging in a sex act with a minor?
And if there is one thing I won’t chill the f out about it’s any sort of child abuse. I think anyone who can do that sort of sick fucking thing to child should have the shit kicked out of them. The 15 years he’s up for isn’t close to enough in my opinion.
But not that it matters at all, since we all know it’ll get knocked down to probation or some other such bullshit nonsense since he’s a celebrity. Or 8 months in a cell separated from the general pop.

Posted: Jun 1, 2008 at 8:43 pm
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