Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "That's it, I'm done — D-U-N — with these people in here. And they're gonna see a whole new side of me that they haven't seen before." — Natalie, Big Brother
9. "The minute I saw you I was like, that was someone I would be friends with. My entire life. That is someone I'd pinky-swear with." — Jessica, Rock of Love 2
8. "I know something about modeling. I've done hair shows, I've watched Tyra Banks shows, I practice in the mirror every day at home — so I'm always on point." — Shy, Flavor of Love 3
7. "Being on a game show doesn't mean that you have to be an a**hole." — Coral, The Gauntlet III
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please tell me she really spelt out done as "d-u-n", that would make my day.
Who the fuck is this ignorant, window-licking retard Natalie, and how did she end up on Big Brother?
I love that when Megan got kicked off of Rock of Love, she just stood there in front of him with this really confused look for like 5 minutes. Bitch, he didn't choose you…go home and find another reality show to strut around on.
Megan very much makes use of the "smell the fart" look. But I loved the clips of Bret imitating her when she was kicked off. And Megan saying Ambre must've gotten her confused with someone else.
deimos, Not once but twice…she is special.
ha! life is good.
She should've just said no to the show. N - O - E.
Thank you for that, because it reminded me when I saw some of those and it brightened my day. :) It's the only time I love stupid people.
The Trace Adkins quote made my day.
I unfortunately got sucked into watching Flavor of Love 3 last night and I just KNEW her comment was going to make it to this list!
I hope she does know how to model. She went to the dentist on last nights show and it's apparently going to cost $20,000 to fix everything that is wrong with her teeth. That's a lot of hair shows.
Ouch, you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuys, my old-hymers is acting up!
Wow, the big brother cast needs to brush up on their medical conditions. First "hypoglaucomic" and now "all-hymers".
I thought it was Old-timers.
Nat said on the show last night that chelsia didn't have any CLASS. This is the same one that gave Mat a blowjob on national TV. Now that's class
all I can say is wow W-A-U-W-H …
can i get some smart people on the television… in case some of you dont know.. television is the long version of TV, you know, that thing you sit in front of all day.
oh you are soooooooooo sssmmart like k-mart
In case you don't know that a high end department store for you Elle.
Ha! You go on with your bad self chelsea! :)
chelsea, I truly believe that Elle is one of the Kardashian sisters. I don't know which one just yet. But when you review her comments with this in mind, it all makes more sense.
chelsea, I don't know what you've been doing lately, but whatever it is don't stop.
I didn't see it (and wouldn't bother) but perhaps that Natalie chick was being funny? It appears to have worked since it made this list.