Real Fake People!
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Do I think he made a mistake? Obviously. Like, hello … I'd be into me." — Kelly, The Bachelor
9. "I'm sorry you're making yourself cry." — Spencer, The Hills
8. "I'm originally from this little village called Acquaro, which is totally different from all the other villages in the north of Italy. Acquaro, it's so small that if you fart from the east side of the town, the people from the west side will hear you farting." — Dominico, That's Amore
7. "I openly said to everybody, I am 44 years old. I don't want anyone here to think I'm 29." — Bret Michaels, Rock of Love 2
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Don't worry, Bret. No one thinks you're 29.
Am I the only one who thinks Dominico looks like Joe Francis in that picture?
If my name were LuAnn, I'd want to go by Mrs. de Lesseps too. You can't be taken seriously with a name like LuAnn. Like how you can't be taken seriously if you're a spoiled, condescending moron.
If I was Luann, I would request that everyone call me "the Countess" I think de Lesseps is boring.
The cook could say "What would the Countess like for breakfast?"
Or my children could say " Would the Countess be available to pick us up at 9:30 from the movies this evening?"
See how much more enjoyable life would be?
I hope Natalie gets booked this week, she is so annoying.
I totally agree w/ queencrone!
The Countess is so much better than de Lesseps!