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6. "Hello, Paulina. My name is Dominique. And your name?" — Dominique, America's Next Top Model

5. "I don't know nothin' about Flamer Flame." — Thing 2's ex, Flavor of Love 3

4. "How far are you from the bathroom? Three feet? That's all doo-doo related. That's a doo-doo related ghost right there. DRG." — Big, Rob & Big

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Apr 17, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses

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Tagged: American Idol, Bret Michaels, Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love, Paula Abdul, Reality Bytes, Reality TV, The Hills

Comments (5)

No. 1 fitmt says:

Seriously.. you missed the best quote of the week. I am sad. One of the girls from the "Miss Rap Supreme" show said something about alcohol lowering your prohibitions.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 3:51 pm

No. 2 Stoney says:

I wonder what other gems Natalie has in store for us that will spew forth from her relentless geyser of ignorance that she calls a mouth.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 4:10 pm

No. 3 meph says:

To be fair, Tyra was referencing the pageant chick from South Carolina (I think) who last year had the meltdown during her Q&A.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 4:31 pm

No. 4 SnackySmores says:

Bret Michaels… WTF? Nook in my nook, what does that even mean? Are you a smurf?

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 4:44 pm

No. 5 blah says:

fitmt, I saw that too!!! Oh man that was funny as hell. Those women are so trashy.

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 9:54 pm